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[00:00:00] Oh, Sips
[00:00:30] What is up?
[00:00:53] What up?
[00:00:55] I'm saying, is there?
[00:00:58] Wait a minute, let's say Patty's day.
[00:01:01] That's up of the morning to you.
[00:01:03] Copy St. Patty's day.
[00:01:05] Joker in strange.
[00:01:07] What up?
[00:01:08] Joker.
[00:01:09] And we're just going to have a little fun today.
[00:01:12] It is saying Patty's day as we record this.
[00:01:16] Shout out to California by the way.
[00:01:17] You guys are crushing the stats.
[00:01:20] We love it.
[00:01:20] What?
[00:01:22] What's up, Cali?
[00:01:22] Don't fall in the ocean.
[00:01:23] It's empty.
[00:01:25] But so we're going to hit you with some leprechaun stuff.
[00:01:29] And leprechauns are actually super boring, dude.
[00:01:33] I thought it was more.
[00:01:35] Nobody was murdered by one.
[00:01:39] And nobody's been disappointed.
[00:01:42] They haven't caught any peeping Tom leprechauns.
[00:01:45] Yeah, inevitably that in Ireland, they really don't have
[00:01:50] much to do with leprechauns as far as like the same.
[00:01:54] Because America, we've made them huge.
[00:01:56] It's the same Patty's day because it's weird.
[00:01:59] I think I did see some stats like there's 36 million or two
[00:02:04] thirds of like Americans can claim Irish descent.
[00:02:09] That's cool.
[00:02:09] And they're the DNA testing facilities are like two thirds
[00:02:12] of Americans that have, you know, some wild.
[00:02:16] That's a lot of people, man.
[00:02:17] There's only I think there's five million in Ireland, dude.
[00:02:20] That's crazy.
[00:02:21] And there's like 36 million and it's got to be more.
[00:02:23] Yeah, that's crazy though.
[00:02:26] Yeah, there you go.
[00:02:28] That's a lot.
[00:02:29] It's just a well known fact.
[00:02:31] Very cool.
[00:02:33] It's a well known fact.
[00:02:35] Half of my research gangsters over here too.
[00:02:37] Yeah, Irish gangsters.
[00:02:40] Half Italian, half Irish, you know.
[00:02:44] And he's spicy meatballs.
[00:02:46] Hey, you're spicy meatballs and boiled meat.
[00:02:50] Potatoes.
[00:02:52] Anybody like some boiled meat?
[00:02:55] Maybe the Irish tie-ins came up with Miyaki.
[00:02:59] Because the potatoes here.
[00:03:02] The potato one.
[00:03:03] Boy, that's not it.
[00:03:04] Good new key.
[00:03:05] That boy is not yet.
[00:03:07] So what is a leprechaun?
[00:03:09] We're over on, we're going to pull straight and shameless
[00:03:12] from galicmatters.com.
[00:03:15] Just because we're half-ass in that.
[00:03:17] You know, we usually just put the tip in.
[00:03:20] But this is even less.
[00:03:22] This is kind of like dry hump.
[00:03:24] Well, we might even just be rubbing the outside with it.
[00:03:29] This isn't even like, this is more like second base.
[00:03:33] Was that a booby-grab?
[00:03:34] Yeah, because Kisins first base, right?
[00:03:36] Yeah, I don't even know.
[00:03:37] Spank in the hairy triangle with it.
[00:03:39] Oh, there he goes.
[00:03:40] There he goes.
[00:03:41] Modern forms.
[00:03:42] So it's cool though.
[00:03:44] I mean, you know, I mean, banshee's are cooler.
[00:03:47] Yeah.
[00:03:48] But there's actually better Irish cryptids and stuff,
[00:03:52] but we can't pronounce the galic names.
[00:03:54] Yeah, there's so many different, it's so hard to pronounce.
[00:03:56] I don't even think that if you say it as it's spelled,
[00:04:01] I think it's totally wrong.
[00:04:02] It's still wrong, yeah.
[00:04:03] Because I was looking at some of them.
[00:04:04] It's like, it's got letters, but it's like C.
[00:04:08] Yeah.
[00:04:08] S-I.
[00:04:09] And it's like got an L in it.
[00:04:11] Shanty.
[00:04:11] What is going on?
[00:04:12] I can't.
[00:04:13] Shalanty Mahath or something.
[00:04:15] I don't know how you pronounce it.
[00:04:16] It sounds cool when you say it.
[00:04:17] Yeah.
[00:04:18] Shalanty Mahath.
[00:04:20] I think it's like a hundred years of, it's like chindon.
[00:04:22] Poked a hairy triangle.
[00:04:25] Oh, good to have you try.
[00:04:27] So yeah, man, I mean, the slapper cons.
[00:04:29] Everybody knows they're cute other than the horror flick.
[00:04:33] Mysterious.
[00:04:33] Yeah, they're mysterious.
[00:04:35] They're mysterious little bearded men.
[00:04:37] Yes, they are pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars,
[00:04:42] green clovers and blue diamonds.
[00:04:45] The lucky charm Shamrock.
[00:04:48] You remember him, lucky.
[00:04:52] So OK, it's a type of elf or fairy.
[00:04:59] And he's typically about three feet high.
[00:05:01] And there's only males.
[00:05:04] Like a male or something.
[00:05:06] It's like a donkey and horse banging.
[00:05:09] They're a mule and horse now.
[00:05:10] Well, here's the thing.
[00:05:11] I mean, the mules, they can't.
[00:05:13] It's like the giants.
[00:05:14] It's like the Nephilim.
[00:05:16] They had probably had to grab a human to procreate.
[00:05:19] And they split.
[00:05:20] And so now they're like a hybrid or something who knows.
[00:05:23] Yeah, so it's kind of the same with these dudes.
[00:05:25] Yeah, maybe they're Nephilim offspring.
[00:05:27] They could be.
[00:05:28] They're just their little offspring.
[00:05:30] Yeah.
[00:05:31] Yeah.
[00:05:33] Ah, we're Nephilim, our giants.
[00:05:35] They're polar opposites.
[00:05:38] So these little bats.
[00:05:39] Excuse me, sir.
[00:05:40] Could you get your balls off my head?
[00:05:45] Oh, man.
[00:05:47] So they dressed in a little red jacket traditionally in Ireland,
[00:05:51] not in green fricking jackets.
[00:05:52] Yeah.
[00:05:54] That's more of it says here.
[00:05:55] It's more of a 20th century depiction, which also would be
[00:05:59] they were later depicted or they were usually depicted as
[00:06:04] shoemakers.
[00:06:07] They weren't true cobblers.
[00:06:08] Are your Cheppetos shoemakers?
[00:06:10] No, they weren't true cobblers.
[00:06:12] They only worked on their own shoes because they would wear
[00:06:14] a mouth because they're always on the move.
[00:06:17] Running tied to their pot of gold.
[00:06:20] Yes, also known as a sprite, a pig me, a fairy of diminutive
[00:06:26] size who always carries a purse containing a shelling.
[00:06:30] A shelling?
[00:06:31] A shelling just one.
[00:06:32] I think I just took a shelling.
[00:06:35] I have these shelling.
[00:06:37] And then the Irish term, life-bargon, if that's even
[00:06:42] how it's pronounced in O'Reilly's dictionary has also been
[00:06:45] recognized as an alternative spelling, which is L-E-I-T-H-B-R-A
[00:06:51] with an accent above it, G-A-N.
[00:06:54] So.
[00:06:55] So there thought to be the son of an evil spirit father?
[00:07:00] There you go right there.
[00:07:01] Maybe they are enough for them.
[00:07:03] And a degenerate fairy mother.
[00:07:07] Your mother's a degenerate fairy.
[00:07:08] Your mother's a degenerate fairy.
[00:07:12] Your mother's a degenerate fairy.
[00:07:14] So you talk about Nephilim.
[00:07:17] Your mother's so nasty.
[00:07:20] Your mother's a leopard called Mama T-S-O-Yellow.
[00:07:23] She could put her a little bit of bread.
[00:07:25] Oh, that's gross.
[00:07:26] Yellow teeth.
[00:07:27] Oh, you said teeth.
[00:07:28] Teeth.
[00:07:29] Well yellow teeth.
[00:07:30] She could put her a little bit of bread.
[00:07:33] Your mother teeth is yellow.
[00:07:35] So they're expert shoemakers for the obvious.
[00:07:38] You describe that.
[00:07:40] Always running.
[00:07:41] And they're believed to have great fortunes of gold.
[00:07:46] An old bachelor elf and resists all efforts to marry him off.
[00:07:51] Leopardcons are always seen alone or not inclined
[00:07:53] to trust female fairies or anyone indeed.
[00:07:56] He's a solitary fairy.
[00:07:58] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
[00:08:01] He says it right there.
[00:08:03] He says solitary fairy.
[00:08:06] He thought I was like, come up with some really cool jingles.
[00:08:09] No, no, here comes the solitary fairy.
[00:08:12] It says the leg.
[00:08:13] It's been classed as a solitary fairy.
[00:08:17] It's solitary fairy.
[00:08:18] Solitary fairy.
[00:08:22] It's like velvet Jones.
[00:08:25] Solitary fairy.
[00:08:26] Solitary fairy.
[00:08:28] Remember velvet Jones had a Murphy on Saturday Night Live?
[00:08:31] Velvet Jones had a hair all done up in the pompadour.
[00:08:35] Oh man, it was great.
[00:08:36] It wore the velvet Jones.
[00:08:38] He wore the velvet jacket.
[00:08:40] He would take it off and he would wear a speedo.
[00:08:42] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
[00:08:44] Velvet Jones.
[00:08:45] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
[00:08:47] Kiss yourself.
[00:08:48] Yeah.
[00:08:49] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
[00:08:56] You know what spit?
[00:08:57] It's being out.
[00:08:59] Oh shit.
[00:09:00] No man.
[00:09:01] Yeah.
[00:09:02] Yeah.
[00:09:03] Shout out to Yingling Black and Tans.
[00:09:05] Yeah, bam bro.
[00:09:07] Happy St.
[00:09:08] Hi.
[00:09:09] So in the north there's different.
[00:09:12] I guess they differ from region to region in Ireland.
[00:09:16] Yeah, you mean as far as appearance?
[00:09:18] I guess Northern counties in Ireland.
[00:09:21] He's also known as the Lugaree man.
[00:09:23] I'd probably butcher that but that's what it looks like.
[00:09:27] And he wears the uniform of some British infantry regiments
[00:09:31] including a red coat and white riches.
[00:09:34] But instead of a cap he wears a broad brimmed high pointed hat like them red caps from
[00:09:39] Scotland, like the gnomes in Scotland, the red, the little red garden gnomes dude.
[00:09:45] The red cap is only red because they dip it in the humans blood that they just killed.
[00:09:52] The leopard cun?
[00:09:53] No, the red cap, like the gnomes, the red carol.
[00:09:56] Oh.
[00:09:57] But the Scottish.
[00:09:58] Oh no.
[00:09:59] So when you see the garden gnomes with the red, yeah, it's a killer human like the real
[00:10:04] basis on that's really that's very cool.
[00:10:07] Yeah, they live in like the ruins so they feast on the eat travelers basically weary travelers
[00:10:13] are like camp out.
[00:10:14] Yeah, in the ruins for protection against wind and shit, you know, fall asleep and getting
[00:10:20] yeah.
[00:10:21] And then they dip the caps because they keeps their magic.
[00:10:25] That's the only way they can keep their magic.
[00:10:26] Yeah, man, it's trippy.
[00:10:28] I did an episode on crazy strange days about them.
[00:10:31] But yeah, so these guys, I don't know, they've I've saw them described as somewhat of a
[00:10:36] dandy, you know, back in the 1800s, whoever was writing about them told him a dandy.
[00:10:41] Dandy's like a fairy.
[00:10:42] Yeah, we got to a gay guy.
[00:10:44] He's a like a metro sex duper.
[00:10:47] He's a Danny.
[00:10:49] Here comes Danny.
[00:10:50] Dipper, tipper, Danny.
[00:10:54] So in tipperary, he's also known as the Lurga Donna.
[00:10:58] There you go.
[00:11:00] And it's the pit that depicted wearing in the dick and the boy dick here.
[00:11:07] He was shaped like one fun little cat red top.
[00:11:10] That's over Virgin girl.
[00:11:15] Oh man, but okay, he's got an antique slash red jacket of red with peaks all around
[00:11:22] in a jockey strap.
[00:11:24] Jockey cap.
[00:11:27] Also sporting a sword.
[00:11:29] He's got the his, what was it?
[00:11:32] The someone to stab this sword.
[00:11:36] Would you like to see my zoom?
[00:11:38] Which he uses as a magic wand fairy again, fairy.
[00:11:42] Yeah, Metro sexual male.
[00:11:45] And in carry, the Luracane was a fat Percy little fellow whose jolly round face rivals
[00:11:53] in redness, the cutaway jacket he wears that always has seven rows of seven buttons in
[00:11:58] each row.
[00:12:00] You never know.
[00:12:01] Okay, you got to need that seventh button.
[00:12:04] And then what's that?
[00:12:05] The Cliracane of Monogahan wore a swallow tailed event coat of red with green vest.
[00:12:14] White breeches, black stockings, shiny shoes and a long cone hat without a brim.
[00:12:21] Sometimes used as a weapon.
[00:12:23] He was like the geeky binders.
[00:12:25] Well no, he was like the fat Japanese dude on the Bond movie who would throw his hat and
[00:12:29] it would be a job.
[00:12:31] What is that?
[00:12:35] He's the Derby, his Derby he would throw it.
[00:12:36] Yeah, but it would cut like the heads of statues on this.
[00:12:40] Yes, yes.
[00:12:42] That's our job, but in the Austin powers they had the same dude, you know, the satire
[00:12:49] of it I guess.
[00:12:51] But he threw shoes.
[00:12:53] Remember?
[00:12:54] Honestly man.
[00:12:55] He threw shoes.
[00:12:58] And then what was this?
[00:13:02] In a poem entitled De Leprechaun or Fairy Shoemaker, 18th century Irish poet William Alingham describes
[00:13:10] the appearance of the Leprechaun as a wrinkled, wiseened and bearded elf spectacle stuck on
[00:13:16] his pointed nose silver buckles to his hose leather apron shoe in his lap.
[00:13:23] He must have been fixing his shoes.
[00:13:24] I don't even see that shit.
[00:13:27] It's down there.
[00:13:29] So what's a Leprechaun like?
[00:13:34] So for me he's kind of cool.
[00:13:36] I want him to be evil.
[00:13:41] Well, I'm sure that there's like a little shit face to Leprechaun.
[00:13:45] It turns into an asshole.
[00:13:48] It's an asshole.
[00:13:50] Yeah, it's an asshole.
[00:13:51] Yeah, it's an asshole.
[00:13:52] Yeah.
[00:13:53] He thinks he's six foot tall.
[00:13:55] So yeah, picking fights.
[00:13:58] So more complicated figure in Irish and Gaelic stories.
[00:14:02] He's not entirely good but not entirely evil kind of like the gin.
[00:14:06] He is a mischief maker, a practical joker with a bit of a temper.
[00:14:09] There you go.
[00:14:10] Win, angry or drunk.
[00:14:12] He's usually drunk and red faced.
[00:14:15] I added that then it's not in there.
[00:14:19] So he lets you know when he feels he's not being treated right.
[00:14:23] Oh, poor little guy.
[00:14:25] So sometimes he's said to enjoy riding a sheep or goat or even a dog.
[00:14:31] One other animals are not available.
[00:14:33] That's cool.
[00:14:34] I think my dog fam would be down with it.
[00:14:40] Yeah, come on motherfucker get on we're going to do butt stuff.
[00:14:45] But yeah, so like making mischief these original practical joker.
[00:14:52] Joker got a little leprechaun.
[00:14:54] He's got a little leprechaun in his pants.
[00:14:59] So does Tina.
[00:15:01] That's a virus in it, Tina.
[00:15:06] So what the hell else you know past he would make the pot boil over and put out the fire
[00:15:15] make it impossible for the pot to boil at all.
[00:15:18] Also said to you and tidy a house or hide things.
[00:15:22] So almost like a polter guy so that respect I guess you could go missing a little time
[00:15:26] and then they come back to the place that you left them.
[00:15:28] You couldn't find them.
[00:15:30] But it's mischievous pranks sold him go got further than to drink up all the milk or
[00:15:37] dispoiled a prop proprietors bottle of protein Irish alcohol moonshine.
[00:15:43] Potteen.
[00:15:44] Potteen I thought that was that crazy shit.
[00:15:46] Potteen.
[00:15:47] Yeah, the French fries and all the stuff of me.
[00:15:51] Potteen.
[00:15:52] You replaces it with water.
[00:15:54] It was some protein.
[00:15:56] Yeah, it was a protein.
[00:15:58] Now this is the interesting shit.
[00:16:00] Poo-tang.
[00:16:01] What?
[00:16:02] So to catch up give us some protein for a punting.
[00:16:09] It's our new shirt.
[00:16:10] Protein for punting.
[00:16:11] It's like Trump for president.
[00:16:15] Protein for punting.
[00:16:17] Yeah, that's super good.
[00:16:19] I'm right now.
[00:16:20] Protein.
[00:16:21] You steal it because you heard it here.
[00:16:23] Protein for punting.
[00:16:25] As soon as I publish this, this is this is copy ready.
[00:16:30] Protein for punting.
[00:16:31] For punting.
[00:16:32] All right, all right.
[00:16:33] It's got a ring to it.
[00:16:34] It's got a ring to it.
[00:16:35] It's got a ring to it.
[00:16:36] It's got a string to it.
[00:16:37] It's got a string to it.
[00:16:40] It's got a string to it.
[00:16:42] Well, like bleach.
[00:16:44] Salty bleach.
[00:16:45] Oh, shit.
[00:16:46] So where are we at now?
[00:16:48] Oh, we're catching leprechauns.
[00:16:50] Yeah.
[00:16:51] How to catch a leprechauns?
[00:16:52] Because they have a great fortune if you caught one it was believed you could get them to hand it over to let him go.
[00:16:58] He trade you.
[00:17:00] But catching a leprechaun was known to be a notoriously difficult because of the only time the leprechaun sat still was when he sat down and never sat down on us his brogs needed mending
[00:17:10] I guess his shoes.
[00:17:12] I'm assuming so I think that was the style of like those little fairy shoes with the pointed toes.
[00:17:17] It's a bro.
[00:17:18] Oh, my bro's a bark bro.
[00:17:20] The bro's a bark.
[00:17:22] Yeah, because he spent so much time running about but when he sat down under a hedge or behind a wall to do his bro gmending
[00:17:33] It was said you had the best opportunity to creep up quietly and catch him and force him to give up his gold.
[00:17:39] However, you should never take your eyes off him or let him distract you or he would take off and you would never see him again.
[00:17:48] Damn, orange one.
[00:17:51] Now now we're going to hit some leprechaun stories so that's a leprechaun I guess.
[00:17:56] Now obviously famous leprechaun that we do know like what I talked about the mascot of the Lucky Charms cereal create lucky the mascot of Lucky Charms cereal created by general mills.
[00:18:07] The Notre Dame leprechaun official mascot of the fighting Irish sports team at the University of Notre Dame.
[00:18:13] Lucky the leprechaun mascot of the Boston Celtics who is featured on the team's logo.
[00:18:19] Spinning a basketball.
[00:18:21] Orange Swaggle a character created by professional wrestler Dylan Mark Postal who competed under the persona of the majority of his WWE tenure.
[00:18:30] Orange Swaggle and the 1993 American horror slasher film leprechaun and its sequels feature a killer leprechaun portrayed by Wal-Wik Davis.
[00:18:42] Have you ever seen those?
[00:18:44] Yeah, oh yeah.
[00:18:46] A long time ago.
[00:18:48] The first one had a.
[00:18:51] I don't remember him from the honest with you friends Jennifer Aniston.
[00:18:57] Oh yeah, I wonder if she should.
[00:18:59] I don't know man.
[00:19:00] I would like to see.
[00:19:01] Yeah.
[00:19:02] Not now.
[00:19:03] No, no.
[00:19:04] We're all.
[00:19:05] She's like nobody wants to see my balls.
[00:19:08] They're they're drooping.
[00:19:10] Slap them.
[00:19:11] What did you want to do?
[00:19:13] Yeah, so when I walk it looks like I was driving a three wheeler.
[00:19:17] My balls are dragging on the ground.
[00:19:20] I throw them over my shoulders so I don't step on them.
[00:19:24] I got to lift them up with a pair of panties.
[00:19:28] So I don't sit on them with a boot.
[00:19:32] Damn that water's cold.
[00:19:35] I didn't want to bottom me on this brown like the bottom of a boat that's sitting in the lake without you on it.
[00:19:43] I'm not in my family have a problem.
[00:19:45] We always shit on them balls.
[00:19:48] That's why I went back to front now.
[00:19:51] Fronts the back is too dangerous.
[00:19:54] I get my tank crusty.
[00:19:57] You know, I don't think women have a tank.
[00:19:59] Did we talk about this before?
[00:20:00] I don't know why this.
[00:20:01] It's a mini tank.
[00:20:02] It's a mini tank.
[00:20:03] It's a mini tank.
[00:20:06] It's the Titan.
[00:20:09] It's a beautiful chin wrist.
[00:20:13] Shit.
[00:20:15] Derby O'Gill!
[00:20:17] That's a Disney movie, Derby O'Gill and The Little People.
[00:20:22] Based on Hermany Templeton Kavanaugh's Derby O'Gill books which features a leprechaun king.
[00:20:28] I'm sure Sean Connery in it.
[00:20:31] Hold on a minute.
[00:20:33] And it's, which features a leprechaun king.
[00:20:35] It's a work in which Fergus Macaletti was featured parenthetically in the film.
[00:20:40] The captured leprechaun king grants three wishes like Fergus in the saga.
[00:20:45] Oh yeah, so there is a little bit of that's the only like real Laura came from.
[00:20:51] And this is like the 800s or something.
[00:20:54] So King Fergus, he like passes out on a beach.
[00:20:58] Nice.
[00:20:59] Well, you know, he'd probably all fucking drunk like we pass out on beaches all the time.
[00:21:04] Liberty Lake beaches.
[00:21:07] But so he wakes up to like three little men dragging them out the sea.
[00:21:11] They're gonna drown his ass.
[00:21:13] And he was like, fuck this.
[00:21:15] I guess when I take a piss, I'm gonna come over and kick your ass.
[00:21:18] But he stops him and he captures them and they grant him three wishes.
[00:21:23] And then there's more to it which he gets some kind of favor from them.
[00:21:28] I don't know.
[00:21:29] I guess you can be favored by the leprechaun too.
[00:21:32] But you know, there's so much faith.
[00:21:34] Like I just did this Wednesday for before.
[00:21:38] Did a podcast with a buddy Nick over at almost Canon we did the two of them in day or whatever the hell they're called.
[00:21:45] But they're considered the fairy people but it's more like a Greek pantheon of Irish like demigods.
[00:21:53] It's a trip dude.
[00:21:54] It's a really was a really good episode.
[00:21:56] Yeah.
[00:21:57] I'm gonna put that on our feed because I swapped cast with we're gonna do something with them two all three of us I think.
[00:22:05] But anyhow, I'll put that on our feed you guys can can can hear that one.
[00:22:10] It's about an hour and a half.
[00:22:11] It's funny.
[00:22:12] It's got my Sasquatch story in it in the end.
[00:22:14] So he sasped his watch.
[00:22:16] Yeah, when I was pooping and got screamed at by something on the ridge was not cool.
[00:22:22] So we've got some stories for you.
[00:22:26] Here's story one poor Tim of Odonovan.
[00:22:30] Poor Tim O'Donovan.
[00:22:32] Yeah, poor Tim O'Donovan.
[00:22:34] So poor guy.
[00:22:36] Poor Sean of in a black and tan is.
[00:22:40] So this lepers con stories about Tim O'Donovan I can't fucking talk today.
[00:22:47] It's all the pain meds and black intans.
[00:22:51] But Tim O'Donovan did you hear about the two gay Irishmen?
[00:22:54] No.
[00:22:55] Gerald fits Patrick and Patrick fits Gerald.
[00:22:58] Like a glove.
[00:23:01] He was a little fit Patrick and Patrick fits Gerald.
[00:23:09] I was looking up like St. Patty's day jokes and they were all for like fucking kids.
[00:23:14] Yeah, they weren't even as good as dad jokes.
[00:23:17] Oh yeah.
[00:23:19] So about the leper con walked into a bar and said bartender give me a shot and call me lucky.
[00:23:26] He's like, why is that?
[00:23:28] He's like well I was riding my bike today and I turned the corner and I got hit by a car
[00:23:33] and I flew and I landed on the ground and didn't get a scratch on me.
[00:23:37] He says man you are lucky.
[00:23:38] So wheat goes by.
[00:23:40] Relepcon comes back in the same bar and says bartender give me two shots and two beers and call me lucky lucky.
[00:23:46] He's like what happened this time?
[00:23:48] He's like I was on a plane and it went down.
[00:23:51] Everybody died.
[00:23:52] I was in the survivor, not a scratch on me.
[00:23:54] He goes man he was lucky lucky.
[00:23:57] He goes wheat goes by.
[00:23:59] Here comes the same little leper con walks in.
[00:24:01] He goes bartender give me three shots and three beers and call me lucky lucky lucky.
[00:24:07] He's like well why is that?
[00:24:08] He said because man I was banging my old lady today and her husband busted it and shot me in the ass.
[00:24:13] He's like why what makes you so lucky?
[00:24:15] He's like as if he walked in five minutes earlier to shot me in the head.
[00:24:20] Fetty tricksters and practical jokers.
[00:24:31] Dude thank you thank you.
[00:24:33] We got all Irish jokes for you today.
[00:24:39] So this story is about Tim O'Donovan of Kerry who captured a leper con and forced him to disclose the spot where his pot of gold was hidden.
[00:24:51] Tim was going to make the little rogue dig up the money for him at the spot.
[00:24:57] However, the leper con pleaded that he had no spade and so Tim released them.
[00:25:03] Marking the spot by driving a stick into the ground and placing his hat on it.
[00:25:10] When Tim returned the next morning to the bog where with his own spade he came to this spot pointed out by the deceiving leper con he found to his un...
[00:25:25] Unnutderable.
[00:25:30] UNUTTERABLE.
[00:25:34] Unutterable.
[00:25:37] Unutterable.
[00:25:40] Unutterable.
[00:25:44] We're ignorant Americans don't pay attention to us.
[00:25:49] That the leper con was too smart for him.
[00:25:51] In every direction innumerable I know that word.
[00:25:55] Sticks rose out of the bog each bearing aloft and old cap so closely resembling his own that poured Tim after a long search was forced to admit himself baffled and gave up the gold that the evening before had been within his grasp.
[00:26:13] If he'd only had the brains to make the leper con dig it for him spade or no spade.
[00:26:20] You see where I'm going here?
[00:26:23] Do you want this one?
[00:26:25] No, I'm off that.
[00:26:27] Michael O'Dorthy.
[00:26:30] O'Dorthy.
[00:26:32] This leper con story is about Michael O'Dorthy who was trying to catch a leper con for over a year because he wanted to get married and he hadn't any money.
[00:26:42] So he thought he would catch a leper con or a by lure con as Michael would have called him.
[00:26:52] He would spot one occasionally but the little fella would make a make fun of poor Michael.
[00:26:59] But one night Michael was coming home from away he'd been at and on the way you know he was drunk.
[00:27:05] And on the way home he lay down under a hedge for a rest see just like the king.
[00:27:12] He went when he got up again he saw the leper con in the grass mending his brogues so he crept up as quietly as a mouse and caught the leper con sure enough holding him tight until the leper con told him where his gold was.
[00:27:27] The leper con took a place near the hills to show him the gold when suddenly Michael heard an almighty screech over his head that would make the hairs on your head stand up.
[00:27:40] He'd make a screech.
[00:27:42] What in the name of the saints was it said Michael and he looked up from the little fella that he was carrying in his arms.
[00:27:53] He looked up from the little fella but as soon as he looked away the little fella took off.
[00:27:58] Michael heard the leper con laughing at him as he went away and that was the nearest Michael ever got to the gold.
[00:28:05] The unfortunate Michael died poor and he never got the hairy triangle because he didn't have enough money.
[00:28:16] Did we say how to catch a leper con?
[00:28:19] No.
[00:28:21] Because this next story is super long and I don't want to read it because I can't read it.
[00:28:26] Well the way to catch a leper con, okay?
[00:28:30] Because leper cons were said to have great fortune.
[00:28:32] If you caught one it was believed you could get him to hand it over.
[00:28:35] But catching a leper con was known to be notoriously difficult because the only time the leper con sat still was when he sat down and he never sat down unless his brogues needed money.
[00:28:45] We just did this.
[00:28:47] That's what I asked you about.
[00:28:49] Yeah, we already went over that.
[00:28:51] Did we? Yes.
[00:28:53] Because you seem to be taking a little different than I do.
[00:28:55] Yeah it's showing me.
[00:28:57] That's all right.
[00:28:59] That sucks.
[00:29:01] God bless you.
[00:29:03] So does O'Brien from Tipperary?
[00:29:07] Generally in the leper con story you will notice that even when caught the captain must be very clever to outwit the captured leper con because
[00:29:14] a little rascal of a leper con has a thousand devices and generally gets away without giving up a penny of his gold.
[00:29:20] Sometimes indeed he succeeds in bringing the eager fortune hunter to grief, a notable instance of which was the case of Denis O'Brien of Tipperary as in this leper con story below.
[00:29:32] It's well known that the leper con has a purse that's got charmed chilling coin.
[00:29:35] Only one chilling but the wonder of the purse is this.
[00:29:38] No matter how often you take out a chilling from the purse, the purse is never empty at all.
[00:29:42] Sweet.
[00:29:43] When you put your finger in again, you always find one there because the purse fills up when you take one from it so you may not stay in all day counting out the
[00:29:51] shillings and then keep coming.
[00:29:53] Just the tip.
[00:29:54] Now Denis was a young scoundrel that was always looking under his hedges to try to catch a leper con.
[00:29:59] Though he do say that the person who doesn't search for a leper con has a better chance at seeing one than him that doesn't.
[00:30:06] Anyhow, Denis made his mind up that there was in one in the country he'd get him.
[00:30:11] He hated work worse than sin and spent his time sitting in a shebbene day and day out in a shebbene.
[00:30:19] Is that any pronounce it?
[00:30:20] Yes, she did.
[00:30:21] Day in and day out until you think he was stuck to the seat.
[00:30:24] Okay, it must be some kind of a chair.
[00:30:26] I would think it's a bar.
[00:30:27] Oh, you're probably right.
[00:30:29] One day he was on his way home and he spotted something red over in the corner of the field.
[00:30:34] Any goes as quiet as a mouse and up behind the leper con and grabs him by the collar and throws him to the ground.
[00:30:40] Oh, now you ugly little vagabond.
[00:30:42] He says, I've got you at last.
[00:30:44] Now give up your gold or all choked a life out.
[00:30:46] Yeah, you old cobbler and shakes him so hard like shaking baby syndrome.
[00:30:52] His head would drop off making acrobat.
[00:30:56] Well, the leper con begged scratched and cried and said he wasn't a real leper con at all.
[00:31:01] But to a young one that hadn't any gold but Dennis wouldn't let go of him.
[00:31:05] At last, the leper con said he'd take him to the pot of gold that was hid in a glen in county Claire.
[00:31:11] Dennis didn't want to go so far it was afraid the leper con will get away.
[00:31:15] He was convinced that the rascal was lying to him and that the gold was closer than that.
[00:31:20] He nearly choked the shit out of the lid.
[00:31:23] His eyes nearly popped out of his fucking head.
[00:31:26] Leper con begged him to let him go for the magic purse.
[00:31:30] Dennis thought he'd better go for it because he was afraid the audacious little villain would trick him and get away.
[00:31:36] So he took the purse after looking at it and make sure it was red silk and had the magic shilling in it.
[00:31:42] However, the minute he took his two eyes off the leper con away ran the rogue with a laugh that Dennis didn't like it all.
[00:31:49] But he was feeling very good about himself after catching a leper con and getting the purse.
[00:31:56] But go ahead, I'm going to eat filth at once and drink till a steam engine can't squeeze another drop more down my neck.
[00:32:04] Off he goes to Miss Clooney's Chabine where he found Paddy Grogan, Tim Donovan, Mike Kanathi and Brian Flatterty
[00:32:14] and a string of others sitting on a table and he pulls up a seat and calls on Miss Clooney to bring her best.
[00:32:19] Where's your money says she to him because he usually had nothing but tough and so so.
[00:32:25] Don't you worry since he about the money you penny scraping old skeleton just bring your best drink.
[00:32:33] I'm a gentleman of fortune, I'll never look at danger in life.
[00:32:36] Just with Scottish.
[00:32:39] Oh, come gentlemen drink at my expense and so they did it more than one after four or five rounds.
[00:32:45] Dennis ordered dinner for them all but Miss Clooney told him she'd give him no more and not another or sup would cross his lips till he paid fur that he already had.
[00:32:55] So I'll he pulls the magic purse to pay and to show everyone what it was and where he got it.
[00:33:01] And was it the leprechaun gave it to you they asked it was says Dennis and the virtue of his purse is such that if you take a shilling out of it by the handful all day long they'll come in a stream like whiskey out of a jug.
[00:33:14] Says he and pulls out the coin but when he put in his fingers for another it wasn't there.
[00:33:20] Leprechaun had made an eegee at out of him instead of giving him the right purse he had given him one so like it so that you would have too close to tell the difference.
[00:33:30] But the face on Dennis was a holy show what the leprechaun had done and him with only a shilling after drunk multiples of that you and your leprechaun's in purses and magic she'll scream is gluey get out.
[00:33:43] You're a thief so y'all drinking up me drink with a lie on your lips about the purse insulting me into the bargain says she your impudence beats the devil so it does says she and she hits him with the hell of a crack on the head.
[00:33:56] And the other fellow started to think it was like to have told him and leaving them to pay for the drink that he had had so they gave him an almighty weapon.
[00:34:04] That was nearly dead when it left him then a policeman comes along having heard the hull of a loo what's the matter here he asks so when they told him he concluded that Dennis had stolen the purse and he took by the collar.
[00:34:18] Leave me alone says Dennis shout what's the harm of taking a purse from a leprechaun.
[00:34:23] None at all says the policeman if he can produce the leprechaun and make him testify so he gave it to you and you have stolen it or circumvented another man's money but Dennis couldn't do it so thrown into jail he was and got 30 days hard labor which he had never done in his life before when he got out he said he'd given up looking for leprechauns for they were too smart for him entirely and they were and he was ripped.
[00:34:48] Do you got fucked Mrs. Clooney.
[00:34:51] She won't be seen at George's old later hard labor.
[00:34:55] Good job man.
[00:34:57] You did good job.
[00:35:00] You went to Scottish Gator for a minute.
[00:35:03] We've got a pipe out of town.
[00:35:06] Oh it's Sheila Nagig.
[00:35:10] If this is not squat-ish it's crap!
[00:35:13] There's an Irish female creature formed that sexually provocative the Sheila Nagig.
[00:35:20] I don't know if that's how you pronounce her.
[00:35:22] Sheila Nagig?
[00:35:24] I don't know.
[00:35:26] Tell us about her.
[00:35:29] She is from the Irish round tower.
[00:35:32] She wears decluttering.
[00:35:35] She wears some shit in here.
[00:35:38] That's the crusty Irish female.
[00:35:40] Antonio Benteris, happy St. Patrick's Day.
[00:35:44] Now don't misbehave.
[00:35:48] You're right Mickey's already bad in the ass.
[00:35:51] Don't misbehave.
[00:35:53] Four rooms is awesome man.
[00:35:55] It's just a little shout out to four rooms.
[00:35:58] Yeah.
[00:36:00] You're right there is a deadboard man.
[00:36:03] Stop calling her a deadboard!
[00:36:06] Oh that's great.
[00:36:08] The little fact is...
[00:36:09] You're right my feet doosty!
[00:36:11] You're feisty!
[00:36:12] No you're right my feet doosty.
[00:36:14] He sniffing his foot takes a sock off.
[00:36:17] You're right my kids aren't it pain in the ass.
[00:36:19] They were babysitting and they rubbed a vixen vapor rub on their islands so they wouldn't open their eyes.
[00:36:26] That's back when Madonna was kind of hot still.
[00:36:29] Oh yeah.
[00:36:31] All the chicks in the room with the covenant of witches.
[00:36:35] They were all hot.
[00:36:37] They were hot.
[00:36:39] Where are you?
[00:36:41] So there it is.
[00:36:43] I think that's it bro.
[00:36:45] I know that's a short one for us.
[00:36:47] Yeah but that's alright though.
[00:36:49] This was probably about the right time for us but we just have too much fun and keep you guys on the hook for a while.
[00:36:55] But leprechaunce there's not much out there about them.
[00:36:59] Like I said I thought they'd be a little more evil like the red caps or something.
[00:37:04] There's something you know there's just so many.
[00:37:07] I'm surprised that all the cryptids in Irish folklore.
[00:37:12] That's kind of cool though.
[00:37:14] It is cool man.
[00:37:16] I'm definitely going to now that you show me this site which I like.
[00:37:20] The galicmatters.com.
[00:37:22] It's a good site.
[00:37:24] G-A-E-L-I-C matters.com.
[00:37:26] Yep shout out.
[00:37:28] The home of Galic and Irish culture.
[00:37:30] Spread the news.
[00:37:32] There's to know about it.
[00:37:34] That's right.
[00:37:35] It's romantic.
[00:37:37] The romance of the Irish is beautiful.
[00:37:43] He's beautiful.
[00:37:45] The honest horror part too.
[00:37:47] Yeah that was different.
[00:37:49] It was it's I just saw that too.
[00:37:52] I bet your leprechaunce are hung like fucking horses dude.
[00:37:56] Well it looks like they were riding a three wheeler.
[00:37:59] That's right pod.
[00:38:01] Kickstead.
[00:38:03] We man did you see the last uh yeah last jackass was pretty uh pretty fucked up but
[00:38:13] we still do that.
[00:38:15] Oh and the fat guy has balls.
[00:38:18] There's like a diorama they zoom in.
[00:38:21] Oh yeah.
[00:38:23] It's like the rock of socket robots like speed balls his name.
[00:38:27] It's a Preston.
[00:38:29] Yeah it's fucking remember which one it is.
[00:38:31] It is badass to sit on top of the pan out.
[00:38:35] It is balls are hanging through the bottom.
[00:38:37] Was he got his white undies on?
[00:38:39] I don't know if you had anything on.
[00:38:41] Oh shit man.
[00:38:43] That's funny when him and we man are running after each other.
[00:38:47] With the diapers on.
[00:38:49] Yeah.
[00:38:51] Yeah like a fork at a knife.
[00:38:53] Preston I think he's who it is.
[00:38:55] I'm gonna fuck me.
[00:38:57] Alright everyone it's a short one but you know it was fun.
[00:39:01] Yeah.
[00:39:03] Yeah.
[00:39:05] Get you through tonight.
[00:39:07] Back to work tomorrow y'all.
[00:39:09] You know what uh jokers got some talents that you haven't heard before.
[00:39:13] Oh this guy is Scottish guy.
[00:39:15] Antonio Bendera's.
[00:39:17] He was in that movie time he up time he down.
[00:39:21] And Antonio Bendera's.
[00:39:25] But hey thanks for listening.
[00:39:29] We appreciate you we've been chasing bad.
[00:39:33] Joker strange.
[00:39:35] And don't forget chasing bad podcast at gmail.com.
[00:39:39] Fucking hit us.
[00:39:41] Hit us.
[00:39:43] With the tip.
[00:39:45] I guess you could probably give us dick pics but yeah don't be sad.
[00:39:49] No, that's no hairy triangle.
[00:39:51] Yeah.
[00:39:53] Cause our wife's.
[00:39:55] Your wife's be mad at us.
[00:39:57] You could give us the chocolate stop fish.
[00:39:59] They can't tell.
[00:40:01] Show me the chocolate stop fish.
[00:40:03] Your kaleidoscope is beautiful.
[00:40:05] Alright we out.
[00:40:07] Later.
[00:40:09] Later.
[00:40:11] We love you.
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