What's up everyone, Episode thirty three, Chasing Bad. We are back. It's been about a month. We've done some swapcast for you to fill your time from over at the courtesy of Fringe News. Yeah news, So we. Are still rolling content out for you guys. It's been a while. What's up, bro, it's been about a month. Fringe news man, you only get the fringe instead of the tip. Here, you get the tip there, you get the fridge. That one goes deep there, it's a deep fridge. It's a fringe benefit. It's ah, what is it? How long has it been? Like three weeks? November twenty second? Yeah, that was about them three four weeks or something long. But everybody's sick. Everybody's getting fucked up. Every Christmas shopping all the beasts, which is good though, I mean, Merry Christmas everybody. Yeah, this Happy New Year A couple of days before TIS this season, I think we're gonna. Drop this Sunday night, this evening. I'm just gonna drop. It trumping like it's hot freaking Christmas. Does podcasts do good around Christmas? Really? Yeah? I think it's all the. Travel and ship Oh it makes sense. Yeah, Like last year we hit it heard we were good man, that was crazy. We were doing this last year. Yeah, let's see, I know my other ones did. Was it January we started? We'll find out. Yeah, I don't know. I can't remember now there is no endgame. December fifth, two thousand, just. Over a year. Our one year anniversary was almost twenty days ago. Yeah, that's wild, dude. Cool. We popped four off in December because we were Kinsky. The ice Man was not one. That was our first, wasn't it whenever? First one was? Number one? Was? Number two was Denver International Airport. Number three was Phil. Wasn't it Reptilians in the New World? Yeah, ed Gen, Yeah, that was a good one. Cool. Number four was the Georgia guidestones and they blew and they blew them up. Shortly before that too, we got the we were updated. We're one of the probably the only few updated podcasts on that one. Yeah, because it's just been around forever. That's kind of cool though. Oh but listen Man and Phil Schneider is still our best. It's one of the best. Down It's the biggest downloaded episode I've ever done. Really cool. How many have you got? Oh? I don't even know, i'd have to look. Yeah, it's been around for almost a year too. Yeah, it took a dive for a couple We were only getting like five or six a month. Now it's back. It just shot up to like thirty this month, the beginning of this month, you know. Yeah, that's crazy. And that was the dumbs Alexander Puchinski with in your head. Yeah, the chess board killer. Yeah, the chessboard killer. Ah. One we had fun with episode this actually episode five. Why is it? It's all mixed up here for that. The fifth one after Georgia Gidstone was United Bank California Bank Burgery. We had a good That was a good one. Yeah, that was that was real fun. And I met the one cat Ameldzia. Yeah, I got his book. I know that's funny because we did it. And then I think it was like two weeks later. I got a signed copy of his book and I hung out with him for about a half hour in his house, his daughter's house. Cool dude, man, cool cat. He told me some ship though, I mean he was saying that there was some bullshit, you know that. Who is it? Phil? Uh? What the hell was his name? What's his last name? It's a it's I can't remember. That's going to bug the hell out of me. Oh no, cross or uh Phil Christopher Christopher Phil Christopher. Yeah, he said he was fucking he was a dark because of his buddy. That's how they got busted because the license, remember he forgot to get the license or the fake ID, so they had to use their real names. That's just we talked about how that's like elementary. Yeah, I mean that's like, yeah, that's bush league ships. That like, did you do it on purpose? Well, and he might have been an FBI infmant, that's what they were saying, because he was all over he was everywhere. Yeah, all kinds of gangs. Yeah, you know, fucking groups of mafia. Wow, that was Charles Dickhead's. Name, Charlie. Uh broncle or broncol broncoln damn joker. Because that's a good that's a good story, dude. I've always just I took an interest in it when the very first time I heard a local and I read the book about the one that they did in Lordstown. Yeah, that's crazy, that's pretty cool too. That was one of the biggest heists in Ohio. I think was a GM bank. It was. It was like I think it was, I'm almost positive one of the kind. Well, if you figure how many people were there then so you have a credit union, Yeah, it's like fifteen. Like those dudes. Yeah, yeah, they were career criminals, but they were non violent career criminals. Yeah. They made sure they did that ship at night and nobody would get you. Figured. Armed robbery gets you more years, doesn't it than heists? Yeah, because you're actually sticking somebody up. Yeah. I mean here, you're just doing like breaking and entering destruction of probably property blah blah blah. You're not like busting in somebody's house. Right, and you know that there's there's nobody on site. Yeah, nobody's canna get hurt. No, nobody's on site. But especially when you're using explosives, you got to be tight about that. Yeah, you can't be. Well, those dudes were smart putting the sand bags up. That's a genius. That's genius to this day. It's got to be dude. They said they broke into everyone. They had that tool that they made special hammer drill or what that, Yeah, for fucking snocking the safety. To stocking the cylinders. Yeah, noting the cylinders. They got, like almost every one of them that's in it was like twenty million, I think. Yeah, I think we did link in that to some of. The about the money because of the photos and stuff. And they were showing like. The vault room with the sin it was almost like five foot high and twenty feet long. It just emptied the positive. It was crazy. And they're all busted open. You see the doors. Yeah, the doors were flapping like my dick in the morning. Because here's the thing, if if you don't make any noise, you have all the time in the world if you've gotten through. They were even day late, weren't Yeah, yeah, because something happened. They were Friday night. Yeah, but something happened about I think somebody was somebody going to be a day later or something happened. I can't remember where it happened. Yeah, it's just an amazing story. If you guys haven't checked in with that episode, man, do yourself. A favorite is episode five. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah. It's the largest bank height history. Yeah, United Bank in California. Nixon's money was in there, right there was there supposedly dis money Yeah, yeah, and they hated Nixon. Well, that's in that book. He talks about it. One guy Nixon's money. Yeah, one guy. Came out of retirement. He's like, fuck, yeah, fuck that guy. Let's go steal his money. It was all legal campaign money. And he would shake. Remember, he'd shake like the United Dairy Farmers fucking down. If they'd give him a billion, he'd be like, now you can afford two million. Yeah, I'll do. Yeah, fucked dick. So I'm gonna go through him since I'm on the page. Well, this is our this is our the end of twenty twenty four, our our farewell to twenty twenty four. Yeah, this is kind of a dual show. Christmas, it's a holiday and the New year. Yeah, so a Project blue book Danny Green. The Irishman was pretty good, and that's often downloaded. Yeah that's good. That's popular now too, on like Netflix and yeah, I want to kill the Irishman and all that. So, I mean it's kind of nice. It kind of it helps us. Yeah, it does. People want to hear. It's cool because you might hear something different in this one that you heard. This podcast gets so much like European Asian traffic. Yeah, and I don't know if the Asians are trying to learn like slang or something English speak English better, because that's like a thing to get on. Oh, I'm sure that you don't like YouTube. And hey them all up. Hey, I is gonna be like playing games with them. They'll be coming up to people, Oh, hello, stupid motherfucker. Sorry, I didn't mean. To h We're not trying to make fun of Asians. Yeah, I'm not making Rooney in it. Danny green Man, that's a good one, episode ten, And I'm surprised this one doesn't do as good as some of the others Area fifty one and S four Bob Blazar bub Blazaar. Yeah, he was a good episode because it's been like saturated so well. And there's a lot of information on that that you have to try and put in a small amount of time. Oh bro, this one e P eleven, Episode eleven, The Octopus Murder. Danny Castelar Castilary's our hero. That's a show hero really that nowadays he'd have been he'd have been vindicated. He would have been like, oh, you know what I mean, he'd have been like, oh, they they're ontoing. Fucking every you've been on Joe fucking Road doubt everywhere. Trump would have hired him. Yeah. Trump would be like, you're about to be like, you're my dude for the Press secretary. Yeah, you're my dude for interterrestrial cabinet, for interterrestrial Harry. Triangles, many Harry triangles. As he's on my staff. We have you've heard of the Bermuda trigles, but now the Brazilian tragon. I don't mind. Little landing strip right. Rubber sat down. You can't come to rubble wheels. Oh man, the almost cannon swap cast in there about Mexico's roswell. It's broadcasting. Oh this this is funny. Hey man, there's I mean, this whole bullshit with the these drones too. And Trump said it. You know, our military knows where they were, where they went, when they left, when they got. There, if you guys are interested. Em and I have done about six to seven, probably six out five hours, probably about five six hours on this drone shit, like three episodes, like back to back and months ago when they were doing like the drones were showing up in like England and shit too over our air force bases. Yeah, crazy, crazy. Shit's going on there. And then it was started with all the military bases. Man, like the sixteen or fifteen days straight over Van den Bryer. I can't remember. Well they closed Dayton's Yeah, that was nuts. They closed Dayton's airspace. That's one of the largest fucking airpace. Yeah, it is crazy. A funny thing about that. If you go back to the pub cast where we did Area fifty one, Dayton did all the back engineering during during World War One world shpeering. Yeah, for they. Just they said Rosweld was shipped there ship because there's a Hangar eighteen. There's supposed to be a complex underneath, like underground base underneath the base. But they've been. Back engineering megs and metzer Schmid's and right all the German all the German ship we captured engineering yep, yep, they got all the megs first, like the defectors, all the new megs, all that man. But yeah, Albert Fish I did a warning, like warning Albert. Fish, yeah, because it was it was pedophile stuff. Yeah, dude, we have a hard time with that. Yeah, we got kids and grandkids. And oh the le episode kind of fucking hilarious, and we just. Went we winged it on. We winging on a lot of ship. But I mean, if that's the fun. Of it, it's probably I can't believe. I mean this, this is that it's a popular podcast, man. Yeah, we could probably tighten it up, if we Yeah, we can probably tighten it up a little bit. We'd probably make a lot more money than like eleven bucks a month or whatever the fuck we make off this one. Romo's a built a day, bro Romo's building Day. I think it was two days. I don't even fucking it's still all my ship sits in PayPal. All our money is just sitting there like whatever. We're grown ups. We'll save it, we'll bank it till. We need a new find. Yeah, so where we at? All? Right? The leprechauning hilarious. That was Happy Saint Patrick's. Day, yes April or March. Yeah, another swap cast hansa heist, dude, this is it, says Cup Happy Easter. The meat sweats. Was his pocket meat. Now this was he was Easter, So we were maybe we had the pocket bacon I did. I think I did, And we must have eight already and we're just yeah, freaking gorgean. Yeah, because it's the meat sweats episode Episode fifteen, dB Cooper, Yeah, yeah, this was a fun one, dude. Episode sixteen was the Simpsons prediction. Yeah, that was cool. That was cool. It was pretty fun. That's crazy though, that's just in itself his nuts, it is. And we did a mash up on episode seventeen. It was Notorious Killers, and then we threw in this guy, uh, Jason Vukovich, the Alaska Avenger, because it wasn't a whole lot of content for us to get a whole episode. Right, so we piggybacked it. Yeah, we kind of bught. We plumped it up a little bit. So I hope he doesn't see him go I'm with Notorious Killers. Now that's not really we didn't. We think he's kind of a hero because he after pedophiles. Yeah, that's pretty fucking awesome. I wish they would have never caught that dude, But you got to buy for a buye. I think he just got out that ship. He's got like a podcast or something. He's I'm pretty sure. Episode eighteen Theory of the Smiley Face. Yeah, that was a wild one. Yeah, because it's everywhere. There was so many different places across the United States. Underbridge is always just and you know a lot of that could be you never know, there was a lot of you know, yeah, but there's you know that that's I mean, I'm not saying that it couldn't be true. I'm just saying some of it probably was. People just okay, I'll just make people think. But weird, Yeah, because the deaths were all, like you said, near the water. It kind of reminds me of like that missing nine one or four to one one shit, damn polites. Reminds me of that Gilgo Beach murders that I don't even know about. That the gilg Beach murders was there was all these murders. Down the coastline of the it was the east coast, Gilgo Beach, where else, like what state? I have to look it up. I don't worry about it. Episode nineteen Edward Alexander Crawley, the Beast. Yes Cley, what twenty? The Nazi Bell and the Kexburg ufo. That was a good It always just reminded me of an espresso maker. It's crazy looking bell. It's so neat because they're talking about that. It remind me of the Willy Wonka thing too. It's weird, dude, you remember the the they said the rumored propulsion system was obviously anti gravity, but how they did it with the mercury radiated mercury and a centrifusion spinning it and radioactive. Shit going on. I just did a show about these drones and somebody. Saying about they're putting nuclear waste. Like, how are they staying up for so many hours? You can't do that with even the high bred battery gas. And they're as big as this room. Yeah, that's the thing. They're as big as my little truck. They said, it's as big as like a little bus, but like or like a VW or something too. Yeah, the t R three B is the Air Forces. It's almost it's not a good kept secret. Right now, they almost confirm it. It was on military dot com. They're talking about it. That's pretty And they're trying and that comes with that. They're trying to shrink. The It has an anti gravity system that is explained to be just like that fucking deglocca the bell with the fucking mercury, the radiated red mercury or something. Because aren't they trying to shrink the nuclear reactor to make them small as can be? They've been doing that for forever, and I'm sure they can do it. Yeah, but that's probably what it's that that technology. Yeah you figured, we've had me in subs and air air aircraft carriers forever. Yeah, so they know the system. You know that they can even s. That's what makes those aircraft carriers and the subs crazy. If ship went down, they could stay out and definitely, yeah that's cool. Suck the water out of your and you know the cool you know, it's. Crazy, which makes sense because it's a nuclear reactor and they're just sucking, like you said, water cooled. Just imagine if you had those filled with those crazy drones. Man more high tech drones, but. Think about a Yeah, if it can hold up. A carrier, then you wouldn't need you might need some people there to do some maintenance. What if you had robots could do the main It's I don't know, dude, but you wouldn't have to feed worry about shipting food. Five thousand dudes on the fucking ship. All the logistics are like cut makes sense. That would be crazy. That's to do it now they could Yeah, well, just like like in every uh science fiction movie where they have an attackle on her. It's thousands of ships, you know, small ships, one man ships. Think about it. I mean every every sci fi movie has when a attack, it's thousands of one man ships. Yeah, did you see? Uh what movie was it that? Uh? It's like a secret service movie. They're trying to kill the president and he's like at this lake or something, and this dude just opens. Like Gerard Butler. Yeah, I think, I think, I think, like, uh, what do they call the White House? Something falling? Something down or yeah, yeah, yeah, but there's the bad guys. And this was like years ago. Opens up a fucking panel truck or a van, you know, like a sprinter van. All these tiny drones come flying out nice and they're fucking are trying to shoot him, and they're like, come, they're trying to kill the president with him, dude. I was like, it was the most terrifying opening to a movie ever saw. And I was like half asleep just flipping through the channels. I was like, fucking in it, dude. My heart was this. I don't even know. It's got to be at least bit ten so years ago and now they're doing that ship in the Ukraine. Fucking you see the video those soldiers, dude getting hunt down by them. They fucking see it coming. Yeah, you can't fucking and they're in like trenches and ship. Dude, those those they have a it's just a bomb. Fucking crazy, that's a bomb. They death detonated. Yeah, fucking nuts. But it's smart. Yeah, it's warf I mean, I think it should be eliminated in the Geneva convention. Man, I'm sure it's gonna be. All right, let's get well, no, because we do it with laser. Yeah, you know what I mean? Ted Bundy, Hey, didn't you see. What There's these two I think they're congressmen, they're African Americans, they're they're conservatives. Yeah. They were being interviewed and they said, you know, what was your your number one up moment while you were in office with him in sixteen? I think I did see this where he talked about the Iran something like that. Yeah, yeah, and he's talking about what he said to the dude from Iran. Oh yeah, and the translator he told you John Trump, and he said, uh, you tell him. If there's one hot hair harmed on an American soldier, I'm gonna kill you. And I know where your family lives. And and he said that. The the translator looked a him, like what. Don Trump's like, no, no, go tell him, tell him. That's amazing story. Beast dude. He's a beast dude. He just cuts through the bullshit. Yeah, and guess what, nothing happened until fucking dip ship. Nobody, not one of our guys got killed in Afghanistan. No, since that movement forward. Yeah, OK, look look at it. He's lookod. He's already done in the first two weeks, three weeks since he's been nominates November fifth. Not even in office yet. Everybody's coming, everybody, the world leaders have been coming. Everybody and his doge boys are badass dudes. Man, they're already tearing shit apart. Dude. If the latest bill that they were talking about getting money to the car putd Tel gets in at the FBI, it's gonna They're just the one that got targeted. Remember they they targeted the guy who retired, targeted him. It's a bad it's fucking bad. Shit's happen into the deep state. Now. There's not one person that's part of the fucking swamp that he's even he learned his lesson. Dude, did you see the millionaire assholes? And did you see that latest bill? They were bumping up all the House and congressman from like one seventy two forty and then how dare they? And then not only is that they were putting a clause in there that said that they were they're not allowed to have any of their emails or text message at six committee. Yep. Yeah, there's a lot. I don't know the fifteen hundred people that were pardoned. Some of them are pedophiles, some of them are politicians that stole like fifty million dollars and buzzled fifty million dollars. He's releasing like everybody knows that you political game, and it's kind of not good people. But this is a this is just a let's make it harder for the next guy. It's ridiculous. And then they're talking Trump Adam Kinsinger are gonna be pardoned against six because they it's already coming out that they fucking witness tampering all this stuff. Dude, Oh yeah, all kinds of dirty ship. Oh yeah, heads are gonna be nasty, dude. All right, let's let's get out of them. Here's the thing though, there's so many powerful people that we're. Gonna make it till January twentieth. Yeah, I'm still concerned. Well, you gotta be for anybody that gets nominated like cash Bital could be a fucking target right now. Well, here's the thing. None of these knuckleheads, now that they know Trump's in, they're not gonna fucking full there's I mean some of them will, but you can't. It's gonna be nuts. Yeah. So Ted Bundy the Lady Killer. See. Yeah, Gary McKennon, biggest military computer hack of all time? What was that about? The he saw that there was a space for That's what it was or whatever. Yeah, in the. Terrestrial office what was that called? Uh? Reagan started Star Wars. Star Wars and that's where it began. Yeah, that was the beginning. He was just trying. He's kind of like on the spectrum. Remember that. We were kind of making fun of him because he's on the spectrum. We were both came to the conclusion we wish we were on a spectrum because we'd probably be rich. I'd be like, I think Elon Musk's on a special spectrum. Dude, I don't know, man, he's uh. Richard worsh Junior with the boy Rick. Yeah, White Boy Rick. Yeah, that one didn't hit. There's a movie, White Boy Rick. I thought it was a pretty good story. Yeah, that saw the movie too. It's interesting. The movie was pretty good. Episode twenty four Majestic twelve. O g Men and yeah, that was cool. That was a good one. And the crazy Australian Lady Catherine and I, Yeah, the killer lady. I just have crazy next. Yeah, she was fucking easy. Yeah, uh swap cast with well, never mind that was your EP. This is one of my favorite fucking titles of an episode. Dude, Rockets and Sex Magic Jack. I remember that. That doesn't that just sound like a band, Rockets and Sex Magic Bro. That's our garage band. Nobody can take it. Trademark, trademark bro chasing bad tradesmark, tradesmark that Yeah, unexplained mysteries. That was actually a pretty good episode. And that's another episode we had no idea what the fuck we were doing. Yeah, eight Military Verse Sea Creatures. That was and that was interesting. Yeah, that was cool though. I thought it was going to be a flopper and it's not something we usually do, but the military is involved. Yeah, it's a military it's a little bit conspiracy. Yeah, because at least people love to want to see what your government is doing to you. Absolutely, and you know, but Jeffrey Dama the meat sweat. The meat meat sweat makes another but he was eating people. Yeah, it's a different type of meats. Yeah, different. I hear they taste like pork. But ep salt. Here's one that we did twice because I was getting triggered the whole time the first episode. Ah e p. Thirty Ruby Ridge. Oh yeah, yeah, let's seege. I was getting fine. That's it. That's that's a great story, man, not a great story. I mean, it's a sad story, but it's to be told. Yeah, for sure. So e p. Thirty one Blake Libel, the comic book killer. That was kind of crazy. Yeah, he was kind of weird. It was. It was strange, man. Yeah. Thirty two Pentagon's Secret UFO project. This one gets a lot of down and it says no probing hair nice, We're gonna do butt stuff. Butt stuff. And that's it, dude. That's where we are a bunch of swapcasts to keep us over the last week. We're two weeks, three weeks so yeah, everybody would have known about the uh, the t R three B because it was on like this last episode of swapcast on the air, so December seventeen. So if they heard that, they know what we're talking about de gloca, which that blows me away, unless it's just years later, the same fucking propulsion. We got our hands on it, possibly and it crashed in Kecksburg because we were fucking with it something, trying to back engineer it and we got loose. And yeah, something happened. Wow, Well we got a crazy show for you today. It's could be fun telling you. It was the Willy Wonka fucking thing, remember, Yeah, and they went through the through the ceiling, the glass ceiling. Dude, doop loops fucking scared me. When I was a kid, I didn't like that they were funky. I didn't either. I was. I wasn't until I got older did I like. I didn't even Willy Wonk. I thought it was just strange, this little bit. Wizard of Oz. They liked the Wizard of Oz. I like the Wizard of Oz. I like the monkeys. I always thought they were freaky. I always wanted to see the monkeys, you know, what I mean, showy a monkey, that's funny. Your brother like, oh yeah, all the newer movies are pretty good, though, the newer movies would like I don't like that either, dude, that's something that holocausty funky like, I just don't. I never got into it either. I watched because my brother would watch it. It's fact that I wasn't a big absolutely smarter than us that looked like which made sense. I mean, you know, who knows what carries time? Yeah, but uh, the movies were pretty good, like the latest like two or three were real good. Yeah. Yeah, well, I like, speaking of movies, We're gonna go ahead and head over to BuzzFeed because we sell about break Christmas around here. They say holiday movies. Man, most of these are largely Christmas movies. So that's how we roll, that's how we wrote. We got fourteen holiday movie fan theories that will puzzle tivily blow your mind. These are fucking Some of them are pretty funny. I like number one, man, right off, it's hitting hard, hitting hard, right off. The bat Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer in nineteen sixty four, it's one of those claymation. Yeah, yep. So okay, Hermie. They just watch it the other night, did you yes, with my grandson. We were just chilling or no, we watched uh Channa Claus Is Coming to Town, which is the same thing. It's got the Chris Kringle. We have the little five disc set or whatever. Yeah, our daughter was little nice. She would watch it all year round. Yeah, like he was Christmas. Yeah. So their theory is Hermie is not an elf at all. He's Saya's rebellious son. And if you look at him, he doesn't have pointy ears, doesn't have a big bulbous nose like the rest of them, his eyes aren't slammy. I never really noticed that his ears are irregular. So it says here, if you look at Hermie, the elf who wants to be a dentist, he really does not look like the other elves at all. No point of ears, no big nose, et cetera. But if you look at Sanna, the ears and nose look exactly the sa Oh maybe he hit an elf one night it was working late. Missus Klaus. Got that DNA bit. So this guy's theory is that Hermie is actually Santa Missus Klaus Rebellia's son. Santa's crabby attitude is unusual on this film. Why is Santa so unhappy? Is it because his son is not going along with the culture of the North Pole. Maybe he was training him to be a great toy maker and that is why the leader Elf is so hard on him. He does get his ass road hard because he was specifically hired to train him to be the next Sanna. Another small thing is that clause always refers to Santa as Papa Papa. Yeah, he got no damn care. Yeah, man, He's like, I love it when you're come a big Papa. We have you the Yeah. If he's a true player. So I don't think that many married couples call themselves mom and Papa won't say have children. If they do not have children. Right. We also see the theme of rebellious sons throughout as we see Rudolph also having father issues. He had daddy issues. Rudolph is going to be a male stripper, yeah, and he regularly has his father telling him. He could be Rodolph Rod Welcome back to the States, A lady's favorite rod Oh ship Rodal Rod number two number two. I don't know this movie in Jingle all the Way. Myron doesn't exist at all, and as a manifestation of Howard's dress while he experiences a full mental breakdown trying to find that damn doll it was, remember Jingle all the way? Had it had Arnold Schwarzenegger, they had a tin bad. Yeah, they were both those characters, and the one little kid wanted that character. Guy, it's like a cabbage patch thing. Yes, same thing. So watch the movie again, people. Myron Sinbath's character only shows up at the most stressful moments for Howard Arnold Schwarzenegger's character. That's a classic sign of his psychosis. Myron also hardly interacts with the outside world. He's clearly a figment of Howard's increasingly disturbed imagination. Indeed, in the final scene, Schwarzenegger only thinks he's blasted around on a he's blasting around on a jet pack. In reality, he's actually the one chasing after his own son, Jamie for the tu booman to booman. Why Rita Wilson's character is okay with this unfringed behavior at the end is beyond me, son of a bitch. I don't even have I have nothing. After increasingly disturbed imagination. Interesting number three the elves in the Santa Clause. This is actually pretty cool Christmas movies. Yeah, nineteen ninety four didn't react to the death of the former Santa because they simply weren't allowed to buy North Pole law. I always hear people asking why the elves didn't seem to care when the previous Santa died. Well, I think maybe it's because they didn't. Care, or at least not that much. There's a scene in the Santa Claus too, where Santa jokingly tells Benard that the most important thing is for him not to touch Santa. Well, I think that there maybe was a ruler law at one time that specifically said the elves could not get most emotionally attached to their boss. When you think about the framing of the films, being Santa Claus is a business. It's not really a person so much as a title in a role that gets passed on to the next person, and to the next person and so on. Christmas can't be disturbed under any circumstances, so the elves need to move on and continue working with no time to grieve. Feelings would just get in the way of that. I also think maybe that's why Bernard was so sassy and frustrated when Scott first arrived and was asking all of these interpersonal questions. Bernard had gone through that procedure a hundred times in his eternal elf life, but Scott changed all of that. Scott actively began developing friendly relationships with each of the elves, caring about each of them, showing true appreciation for their hard work. He even included them in his private life, introducing them to his family and the allowing Charlie to get close to them. So that's when Bernard warmed up to him and started seeing him in him more than just a boss. Santa became his friend, and Bernard himself became a role model to Charlie, gifting him that special snow globe, which I also think was the first time such a thing had happened, as Santa's would typically leave their old lives behind and never look back. So basically, I think when Scott became Santa, he changed everything he did. So these are from people from Reddit or something. Yeah yeah, so but number four, oh here you go? Yeah so this one. While Elf two thousand and three seems like an innocent Christmas film on its surface, it's actually a giant allegory for religion and loss of faith. Whoa deep, so deep. Thoughts anybody else creeped out about the appearance of the four horsemen at the end of the seemingly innocent movie Elf and the reference to the broken seven Seals levels that Buddy goes through in the beginning of the movie. I passed through seven levels of the candy cane forest, through the sea of swirly Turtley gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel. It's almost to say that Buddy was immortal who found his way to get into heaven the North Pole, and he wanted to go where humanity is New York City, to find himself, his purpose in life, and most important, his real father, leaving behind his adoptive father who raised him his whole life in order to get to New York. New York City a city of sins, and he had to go through seven trials just to reach where humanity lives. Towards the end of the movie, Buddy is close to losing his Christmas spirit because his father shunned him away. After his father shunned him, we see Buddy a creature who always had the highest amount of Christmas spirit, loose his spirit in Christmas, and in this very moment, Santa's sleigh falls to the earth because his sleigh is no longer powered by the entire Earth's spirit in Christmas, I e no more belief in Santa. It was obvious then that Buddy it was the long but the last strongest believer. I believe that this represents humanity's loss of faith in God, thus nearing the possibility of darkness to take over. Then, after Santa's sleigh plummets to the ground, the four Rangers of Central Park the Four Horsemen appear out of nowhere and chase Sanna into a fiery rage. It is a pretty cool Yeah, that's a cool part. Yeah, oh I didn't see the. Yeah, man, it looks it's super dark and they have like these metal helmets on or something. Yeah, it's the it's in the Central Park, all right. So the four Rangers of Central Park appear out of nowhere and sleigh plummets to the ground. The four Rangers of Central Park a peer out of chase Santa and all right. So it takes a while, but with the help of Buddy's love interest, singing the song Santa Claus is coming to town. Belief in Santa the spirit of Christmas is restored once again, and thus saving Christmas and quite possibly saving Earth from the apopcalypse. Damn, oh, yes, I am an overthinker. I know, it's just what I do. This is from Scuffle mcduffel bag. Scruffle mcduffell, scruffled by McDuff plenty of times, riding a bike with no seat. Scruffled my duffel bag. Number five. Mary's wish on the Granville House accidentally dooms George and a wonderful It's a wonderful life nineteen forty six. I just venture mera George, I years two years ago for the first time. Dude, Oh really, it's not bad. It's pretty good. Yeah, no, it's it's classic. You have to look at it as a classic. That's pretty good. Pay George. It makes you think pedals. Okay, sozu's pedals shape George. First, let's look at the wish. Mary and George each breaks some glass in the old Granville House. George speaks with his wish, speaks his wish to explore, to build, et cetera, out loud, while Mary refuses to tell George her wish, but is heavily implied that it has to do with George. Yeah, she wants to marry George basically trusts to Mary George, George Bley, it's me. Don't you remember? Don't you remember? My theory is that the old Granville House is in fact a sort of the monkey's pause situation ooh, and consists of ironics ironic wish granting. George's wish is disqualified because he speaks it aloud, which is a classic wish rule. Mary keeps hers a secret, but we as the viewer, can certainly infer what she wishes from her actions and motivation in the rest of the film. She wishes to marry George to have him stay forever with her in Bedford Falls. While the wishing scene might just seem like an establishing character moment Mary being faithful while George is frustrated, we see that many awful coincidences happen to poor George to. Keep him in town and align him with Mary. Right after the wishing scene, his father dies and he's forced to stay to take care of the affairs. Then he becomes entangled with job prospects, and marriage, and finally there's the stock market crash on George's wedding day, there's a. Run on the banks. While all of these coincidences provide Mary with the exactly what she wants, the Wishing House is playing the long con as we can see George begin to mentally dissolve, in which only true contrition and the grace of God can prevent all this to ironically twist Mary's truest wish into a nightmare. Tld R. What the fuck is that? Anyhow? The Old House is a monkey's paw. Mary's wish was to keep George and Bedford falls with her forever and eventually and everything bad in the film comes out of that wish. Interesting, really interesting. They had one of the best Christmas movies of all time. Is Up? Hold On Insanity, Hold On, hold On, it's me George. I don't know what he's doing. Too long, didn't read TLDR. That's what it means. It's a text. Oh you were looking that up? Ye, That's what I was looking up because I didn't know what it was. Too long, didn't read number six? Yeah, okay, all right, Ladies and Gentleman, All the way from North America, all right, Christmas vacation. Yeah, yeah, nineteen eighty nine. We were babies, teenagers. So basically all this one. Comes down all the hairy triangle we could. There's not much on this one. Good did you see that? It just basically talks about there's no post war but cousin. Eddie basically in one of the backstories, he's a disenfranchised Vietnam war vet. He is. Yeah, he's got a metal plate. Yeah, he's in terms of my himself. I remember when on the first vacation, when the aunt died and the dog pissed on the sandwiches, she takes somebody. She's like, not bad and the little the little hot blonde, No, no, I'm not her, not her, the their cousin, the one girl who smoked the pot with her. Yeah, she was. My dad says, I'm the best kiss. She's a little he in that. It's hilarious. Didn't that chick turn out doing she on like thirty rock or something? She's the blonde? I don't know. Okay, number seven, I've never watched Home Alone all the way through started what I've seen bits and pieces. I've seen the whole thing a thousand times came out. We're like eighteen or something. Yeah, but still it's still good. Most of the events of Home Alone nineteen ninety didn't happen at all. We established early on that Kevin has an overactive, sometimes right up hallucinatory imagination. We have a few key shots, all from Kevin's point of view, that we know don't literally happen. Obviously, the basement furnace doesn't come to life and speak. Well, it didn't, Freddy Krueger, I did, yeap, So there. Yeah. More subtle, yet equally important, is the way Kevin recalls his family speaking to him during the I Made My Family Disappear scene. We saw most of these moments authentically, and while Kevin recalls the wording, he adds a level of hostility to these exchanges beyond what he truly experienced. Yeah, he was pissed. Even the early shots of old Man Marley are exaggerated. Notice how much of his demean Notice how much his demeanor and his hand wound are softened when Kevin he burns his hand or something. He kint it on a shovel or something. I can't remember. When Kevin finally meets him in. Church, yeah, sat next to him and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, with this in mind, why should we limit ourselves to assume it doesn't he save Kevin's life in the end or something. Well, yeah, yeah, he had what's his name, Daniel? Yeah? Yeah. Sticky band. It's the wet bandit's in that one. I can't remember if there were a sticky band. It's in a wet band. It's a sticky band, sticky man Bandit show I mean, and not the overall plot. I don't know where I went on the contrary assert they are the plot and that most of the movie doesn't really happen in reality. In the scenes where no adults are present, we are seeing Kevin's highly exaggerated, outright fabricated interpretation of more mundane events. This is fucking long. Yeah, but it's stupid too, because we know this. It's called a fucking movie. Kevin doesn't really use superhuman timing with a VCR remote to tick trick a tilty animal. You got ten seconds to get off my property. One two? No, is that old? And he's like, what's it? Keep the change? Merry Christmas, you filthy animal, and then he says, and keep the change. No. Instead, he's blasting disjointed audio and refusing to open the door. Having been well tipped at the same residence the night before, the teenager. Rolls his eyes, cuts his losses, and leaves. He does shoplift the toothbrush, he did, and the clerk and cop probably do call after him, but the resulting physics bending case on the ice. Yeah, whoever, there were skates. No, no, when he slid on the ice. The cop isn't going to abandon a traffic stop to pursue an unaccompanied minor absconding with three dollars worth of merchandise. Yeah, I would hope not. You get you get a thousand bucks and fucking. At least he's stole a toothbrush. You know, he was kind of hygiene Kevin. Here is the cleanliness next to godliness, you know. There you go barely looks back because he runs a bit. Whatever. I'm over this one, all right, and you know the rest the D D dad don whatever the hell it is there, you go, give me a sea of bouncy ce that once was a girl lived on a hill. She wouldn't do it, But no, it was Joe Piscopo, D D D D whatever. Because remember he was Sinatra. I thought they were doing two old Jews and like the old vaudeville Jews that were in a nursing homes or something ship like that. Was it that it? Oh? He was Sinatra, though Piscopo would do Sinatra, all right. So next one, the Grinch. That's still Christmas. So Santa Claus allowed the Grinch to steal Christmas because. Well he fucking wanted to now, because he figured, you know, he let the Grinch stole Christmas because he knew it was the only thing that would lead to the Grinch's redemption. Son of a bitch. Now, depending on your interpretation of Saint Nicholas's Saint Nick's omniscence omniscient, omnissence, I was thinking of an omnipotence too, I don't know omnissence like omnipresent. Yes, yeah, you could say that he wouldn't have seen the caper because the Grinch pulled it off on Christmas Eve while Santa was out doing his rounds. And maybe the nice monitoring equipment is at the north pole. So movies like Fred Klaus indicate such South Park, on the other hand, ascribed an innate prenatural vision in Santa Claus himself to the point where he could be strapped up like Nick Cage in Next and his powers exploited at any rate, whether he's consistently or constantly seeing everything or only monitoring behavior on equipment at the North Pole, and thus wouldn't see any bad behavior on Christmas Eve itself. It's universally agreed that Sandon knows what you're up to leading up to Christmas. So and as the Grinch had been planning to his Yule Tide heist for some time, making the suit, etc. The Jolly Old Elf would have pegged him, so why not intervene? Well? And this ties into speculation not only about the Grinch but sand in general. But what if his ability to see all the niceness and naughtiness actually contains an element of presence pre science? I'm sorry, If he can see everything going on all over the world, is glimpsing the future? Such a stretch. Now, I don't know Calvinists celebrate Christmas, but the moral incentive nature of Santa Claus implies free will an agency all kids whose Grinches and otherwise to be naughty and nice and receive presence or coal depending. It would be a cruel and absurd system if he knew what you were going to do before you did it and punished you for it. Except perhaps he can see various outcomes like Griffin and Men in Black three, which I didn't see either. So if you're gonna make reference, makes reference to something better than that. Santa Claus could have easily defeated the Grinch, but he did not interview Why well, because I just told you why? So maybe if you'd stopped them, the Grinch would become angry and defeat, return to his bitterness and keep hating the Who's. As it played out, the Green stole the presence but discovered the Who's still celebrated without him. So, plus he learns the true meaning of Christmas and his heart grows three sizes that day. It's a run about unusual path carditis. Yeah, he got the vaccine. That's what he got. The man, you should you have a what about doctor Drew Pinske? Did I tell you about that? You see those dude, they're they're on a commercial for UH on Fox News, Like I can't remember the name of the company they sell UH the kits with all. Yeah, isn't that cool? It's you get like actually yeah, you can actually taper it. You can. Yeah, picture there. Remember what I've seen them? Yeah, probably like three four hundred bucks all. The uh oh, the doctors that stood up against all the vaccines and ship. That hrew doctor Drew Pinsky. What was that? There was like twenty of them, their doctors, I can't remember. There's a coalition type Yeah they actually yeah, it's yeah they Yeah, which I like that doctor Drew Pinsky. Man, that's the guy that's the yeah, the superstar with uh had a show with yeah, with a little mini dude, mini me from I ever saw that he was. He did a reality well he did it, Yeah, he did. He was originally with those guys The Man Show. I think it was The Man Show, wasn't it The Manchow? Yeah, well fucking what's his face's? Man card got revoked. Yeah, as soon as he got a fucking late night show. Yeah, Jimmy Kimmel, No, the other one. Oh used to be fat. Yeah. It was crying and when Trump won and for democracy on stage like a fucking bitch. I wanted to say that. I saw the video. I wanted to smack him. It was the Fox his name, I don't know there's only three of them late night shows. He used to be on the huh no. Fucking the one. He was on The Man Show. I don't remember who was on The Man Show, the Adam the other dude. It's Jimmy Kimmel. No it's not. He was on Saturday Live. It's the other guy. I have whatever. We're moving on because number nine is something I love. I love this one. The Burger Meister Meister Burgers, They're the fucking best, dude. Yeah, I used to My daughter would watch this. I I used to love it. Dude. He would always mess with her, make jokes that only like we understood bigger mice to mice to bigger. The bigger Mice is from the Santa Claus Is Coming to Town nineteen seventy and a heap miser from the year with. Kimmel d He was on The Man Show. Yeah, Kimmel. Yeah, that's like you said, Jimmy were saying, Jimmy Fallon. No, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon is a skinny dude. Yeah yeah, Fallon's a turd too, now, yeah, fuck him. You know who I used to watch I didn't know was a the dick head with the glasses. Yeah, used to he was smart. I always liked him. It was because he used to play a conservative on that show after John Stewart. Yeah, that's what That's what I was fucking helloious used to watch it all the time. Hot, Yeah, I know, I didn't take my shirt off. Missed he missed the sud. Yeah, so heat Miser of the Year without Santa Claus nine seventy four are the same person. They look the same, don't they do. He's got that face with the ice hanging from it. Yeah, he just has the nose, red nose, the racking rankin bass stop motion. Excuse me, Christmas Medello is stop motion. Christmas specials were interesting, and then that they had some subtle connectivity between them, establishing most of or not all of them, in some universal way. Uh. If you want to learn more about this, quintin Reviews has a great YouTube video on it. So recently, I was thinking about the universe and came up with an interesting theory. I think the burger meister meister Berger later became the heap Miser. Oh god, if you look at their designs, the two are very similar. Yeah. Because he was the dick, he was like the Nazi in that German Yeah, the mayor or whatever. Uh, it's getting hot in there. That's that's not for us, it's not appropriate. Hold on, man, you're good. Eventually fell out of power and died like a normal man. But what if at some point Mother Nature resurrected his spirit to create heat Miser. No real origin story for the heat Miser or his half brother, the snow min Oha, is ever mentioned, so I could see this being part of the story. I don't know. Yeah, what he said, we're recording, we're live. Hey, everybody like all that. We're having technical difficulties though, but he was doing a pretty good beat box of. The theme music. So clause criminal funk. Yeah maybe if you guys don't know, you can go get. That on like wherever we bought it. We have license, full license. You know, you can't come after us. We own it in ptuity. The clause from twenty nineteen is actually north from Rise of the Guardians twenty twelve's origin story. So uh and Rise of the Guardians, it's established The Guardians is awesome. I own yeah. I was always like, where's the fucking there needs to be? They're all good, I like all those. I like all of the Like Sanna is like Russian in it. Yeah, the Russian. The Jack Frost origin story is crazy. Yeah, he's the new Guardian. Oh no ship. Yeah, he drowned. Like in the Middle Ages, saving his brother on the ice. His brother fell through the ice. Oh, that's pretty wild. And he saved his little brother and he dies and he's all bitter, and somebody like Mother Nature woke him up and gave him a job, basically sent him to the Guardians. Yeah, that's pretty cool. That is cool. It's fucking cool, man. It's like a superhero right, like the Rabbits, fucking Australian. Oh yeah, Rise of Guardians of the Galaxy. Mean, no, it's Rise of the Guardian. But I mean, isn't it from Guardians of the Galaxy, the same characters. No, it's the Easter Bunny. It's the fucking tooth Fairy. Oh. I don't think I've ever seen that. That's what they're talking about. Russian. He's Russian. He's a bad I did see that, cracks his knuckles and fucking boxes dudes and knocks them out. You're making me think I might have seen it. That's pretty sweet. But anyways, In the Rise of the Guardians, it's established that all the seasonal spirits were real people before they were chosen. In clause we see the origin of the legend of Santa Claus is a real man and even after he passes away of old age, he still delivers presents of Christmas and visits Jasper. So in the Rise of the Guardians they refer to him as North, but one of the kids calls him Santa Claus, so that is how the people know him. Plus, the children of the world already believed in Santa before he died, so he would have no issues being seen Like Jack, did I. Think that's that? That North is is basically the Russian equivalent of. That, which makes sense, like a spirit North something. Yeah, just like like one of the Christmas past, present and futures one of those interesting. So, Plus the children in the world already believed in Santa before he died blah blah blah. So they also have some visual similarities with it, with the dark eyebrows and cylindrical hat instead of the classic Santa hat. As for the difference as an accent, the seasonal spirits don't have any memory from before they were reborn. So he may have picked it up after he was chosen. So yeah, well would you just look at it? So if we do this year without Sanna, So I told my wife, Oh no, it's a little different than the other one where they were talking about year without Santa. So number twelve and we're skipping around because some of these we have no idea, ones like uhbout love actually with love Actually what's his name. Grant? Yeah, Hugh Grant, Giant Tea Hurley his. Ex wife or girlfriend, that Hurley chickah Lizabeth. Early in the nineties, I thought, yeah, she's all right now, I'm just like she was a fucking babe. She was a facts, fucking facts man. Still acts, still looking good. See, I've always been like age to appropriate as I of course, when I was fourteen, I was yeah, fourteen. Year olds, there was vaginal. Yeah, I mean I've always been like within a couple of years of myself. Yeah, I know, not like when I was twenty eight nineteen year olds. Right, but you know we're not dirty, fucking we sound like terrible perverts. We're really not. No, we're not. We're very good perverts. Yeah, we're just talk We're really good. It's ship talking. It's what dudes do. So are you running for fucking office here? What? Yeah, we're trying to cover yourself. I mean what I meant to say. I mean I could never. I won't even use. My real name on this podcast or not any of them, not purposely anyways, you do it all the time, a fuck up. But no, you don't drop any last names, no first. Names though we always do. But they know Mick Mike speaking. So oh, also the entirety, this is number twelve of the year without a Santa Claus nineteen seventy four, great year. I was spoiling seventy two, so it wasn't that the. Year seventy four was a good year. Though. It's a seventies man. Seventies are wild. Yeah, I mean then you had your Jimmy Carter's Yeah, definitely seventies so yeah, Bargo, yeah, Iran or the Iran hostage in the eighties. Well, so it's actually just Santa recounting a Nightmary had. Interesting. Yeah, it's like right, rat race. Right when you're real busy at work, sometimes you'll have anxiety. A lot of you fuckers out there that do you know we're bosses. We don't fucking nothing affects us. Yeah, except for a stiff breeze and I get a boner. So during the final song of the special, there is one quick part where Santa looks at the audience and says, the fuck is getting so easy to do my job because y'all naughty? Getting a cold? Yeah, man, I only I didn't even need to get gas. People probably can tell that our break, we went out to the man cave. Yeah, man, right outside in the snow. So he says, I dreamed unhappy things. I found this line weird but also a little funny because of the delivery delivery of it. It made me wonder about what Sannah could have dreamt of while he rested. Then I realized the whole special could have been his dream, which is pretty cool. Here hear me out Royal Blue writer says that's his handle the beginning or hers, I don't even know. Yeah, it could be very rochetness. The beginning song explains how Sanna felt unwell and went act to sleep. The ending song picks up with him getting out of bed after resting. My theory is he stayed in but had a horrible dream about what was going to happen. Now that he called off Christmas. He then dreamt that the children would be so sad and how jingle and jangle I don't even remember. Those guys would be attacked by the Misers, fucking Misers, that Vixen would get sick, all because he wasn't feeling up to it when he awoke up. He woke up and realized how much could go wrong if he didn't make the trip. He decided Christmas was back. On bro oh oh, so he decides, what the fuck they don't. Get to take a Christmas Day off. I know this doesn't make total sense, but I thought it was a fun idea to make sense that one's line. Oh Hans group, dude did so neat Yeah, here we go. Here it is Hans Gruba never, never, ever intended to leave that place with dund duh all of his men alive in the villains don't give a fuck about the henchmen exactly, You're just a dozen. So I think it was. Thinking about the article from Cracked. It mentions that Hans's plan never would have worked, partly because They're intended escape vehicle wasn't big enough to carry Hans' entire crew. Oh shit, hold on though. If you all you young Harry Potter fans don't know, if you're a fan of the movie, Hans is actually fucking snipe, is he? Yeah? Snape? What you're talking about? The dark arts guy that everybody thinks is a fire eater or whatever the hell they are. Bad guy sacrifices himself for Harry Pooper. To Harry Poopa, Harry Poopa and Harry triangle. If he had a port, he can call him Harry Twatter. It's gotta Harry Twater oaken wand just say ok wand thorn oaken wand so. Uh. But escape vehicle wasn't big enough to carry Hanks's entire crew. It's like a fucking force. But that wasn't And that was the entire point. Hans never meant for his crew to survive the roof explosion. This is why he freaks out when John McLean comes across the detonators. It's not because they won't be able to murder the hostages and use all the chaos and death to cover their escape. Well, dude, he's gonna have all these angry fucking badass on them. So the longer that he that McLane has the detonators, the less likely it is that that roof will blow. If that didn't happen, Hanks will be forced to explain to everyone why he didn't get a vehicle big enough for all of them. Uh some of you. Hey guys, we're gonna draw straws Ben report on my desk by frying off the space. Remember he was like eighties. Oh yeah, he's been. He's been on a bunch of. What the show was He he had like a black with the split fucking the real pricey one. He's got the split rear windows, sting ray or something. Keep thinking this. I'm like a best friend bear. Yeah, like an awesome it's hilarious. But it was a chimp man that must have been fright. Every day would have been I would be like, I need hazard. Yeah, is gonna ripest off to my face alive? Of course, because we know how chimps do. So Hans would have to explain to everyone that he didn't get a vehicle big enough for all of them. Retrieving the detonators is a pretty big plot point in the movie. It's interesting when you think about it, because this means that while Hans's men were working to recover them, they really were working for their own deaths. They just didn't know it. The computer has THEO seems to be the only one meant to survive at the end, so he could drive the getaway vehicle. I think Hans meant to murder him too, once they got a deer clear, once they got clear of the cops. Oh, I'm gonna imagine he would have. Yeah, So an entire dead team means that the FBI would think they all died in the explosion. Hans will get all the money from the job. That's a pretty good chance. No one would be looking for him they thought he was dead. This is all never discussed in the movie, and I think it makes Hans initially think he'd be like, wait, we're that boy ifty, We're that boy iifty give me some boys. You got that boys boy? So number fourteen. I guess we'll do this one too, because I didn't see this, as was Tim Burton. Yeah, I'm a huge fan of dude, Sleepy Hollow Legend of sleep Hall, I think is a cinematic monster piece. The newest one, the one from with with Jeff Goldbloom, No, the latest Johnny Depp, Johnny Depp, Yeah, Yeah, that's I think that's the latest one, and it had Christina Ricci. Yeah, she's all grown up with and she was a blonde in that she's sexy. I thought she was funny looking at for a while until she got them. Yeah, fucking she plays Wednesday. She plays Wednesday, and yeah, that's where I was like, she's an odd looking little thing. Dude. Ral Julia played Gomez. He died so young. He was so fucking I used to love him as an actor. I thought he's playing a bunch of dude. That one movie with uh, I think in my late eighties nineties during. Well fuck. Lethal Weapon. Mel Gibson was in it, and mel Gibson and him were buddies from a long time ago. But like, ral Julia was like the fucking narco king of South America. I don't know, I've probably seen it and he used to and you would never know, but. What's his Face's character it's like the main distributor of fucking marijuana in the North America. Like the United States. And it was so funny. That character he played was so awesome. Man, he was like singing and smoking adobe and ready to kill people. People didn't know the hit was coming. He was just fucking singing fucking Madam Butterfly or something as death, you know, loomed in the shadows ral Julia. What a fucking awesome actor. Damn. He died in ninety four. Yes, he was young, so right after like those Adams family movies. Fuck, yeah, man, I loved him. Let's see here the musical. Sorry, I have to get another modela. What is it? What's the theme of hell that sh We need more beer? The infamous scene that the Jefferson's off the air. Look at her. We usually got some big old fucking bags. Dude, fucking slap bags. Hell. Yeah, kind she kind of looks like my mom. Though. You ever notice that my mom? I wonder if I don't have a lot of African American whitney. Yes, ladies, well she was youngest, she had the dark skin. Yeah, but that's what they say. Who knows, maybe he's actually an African American blowing through town and impregnating all them hillbillies from Kentucky. No, you, my mom was beautiful, so just saying as she was so all term Tim Burton's original films. I'm not a big fan of the Nightmare Before Christmas, all right, I don't fucking like it. I'm I'm a fucking homer. I'm a nerd for like Christmas Santa Claus tradition. Me too. I watched Clamation Yeah, but I yeah, my daughter loves this ship, her line and all that. But you know, Tim Burton, but just his imagination is great, twisted that. Helen Bonham, right, Helen Helena Bonham Carter. Yeah, she was fucking hoppy, Yeah she was. She was hot in the Planet of the Apes when she had she had the ape all the stuff on. Ye. She's got a tight little body. Yeah she's she's sneaky. Yeah, right for an English bride with bad teeth. Wait a minute, I would do. I'm dude, Kate Beckinsdale. I just she's she was in all that. She was in all of the the werewolf movies. What the fuck Werewolf? No, Like Underground there was like there's like a series of movies. She's in it. Like, uh, well, she was in Uh what's your name? What's his name? I almost want to say, fucking uh, what's the uh? She was a vampire SPEs, she was a vampire slayer and one of them. I don't know if she was with Yeah, he wasn't that was yeah his blade blade. Yeah, no, it wasn't in a blade. She was in the underworlds. Do you ever see any of the Underworld movies? No, dude, they're good. They're good. They're they're about like Hugh Jackman, he played uh The Vampire Slayer about him Helsing hals Van Halsing. Yeah, she was in that too. She was in Van Helsing with him. Oh dude, I'd speaking to him. I just saw the new. Deadpool. Oh yeah, did you see it? It wasn't that good. Yeah. I didn't think it would because they have other people and they had blade. Yeah, he was in it a couple of other people. That was a weird like interdimensional time loop. Yeah, going on and then like rejections from like other. Wesley snips like there was like Captain America, but he was fla hole in there. Yeah he's he went to prison for tax evasion. He needed it, yeah, Wesley Snipe. Yeah, oh yeah, I remember that came down hard on him too. Dude. They must have had something, yeah, he's something. He must not have played balling exactly. Something he didn't go to the freak off. Yeah. Well, I can't wait till Jay Z and them come down, motherfuckers. Yeah, Beyonce, fuck that bitch. Yeah, jay Z is just a fucking little bitch. He's a little told. Everybody's sucking ship, so. That that little fucking bitch is all he is. You know. That's all those guys are. Yeah, all them fucking sell their soul to the wine scene, like and ship. Yeah, like Jad Stevens. Yeah, was that great? Dude? Did I call like three years? Four years? Maybe longer than that. Well, he was on like this year, you know, a few months on. His cousin is fucking nuts. And he's like, I ain't gonna mention any names. My cousin with the sidebars you used to have corn rows, doesn't. Einstein had him sit down and get on his stick in front of his crew. Yeah, it's crazy, dude. That was on Shannon Sharp Side. Yeah podcast. Yeah, him and Ocho Cinco. He's pretty funny to Cho Cinco. Dude, there's a lot of fucking like because I guess Deon Sanders is on there with them too. Now he comes in, so I guess the first show he said, Cho Sinko is like, dude, come on, I want to come coach your receivers. He goes, man, you won't follow through. You won't follow through. Dion said that to him, and he's like, man, I'll lace them up and I'll show these guys how to do it. He goes, you know he was and he goes like that and Chad Chad Ocho Cinco was but it's Chad Smith, I think, yeah, Smith, I think that's it. But uh so he says to boss. So Dion says to him, you won't fall through. You won't fall through. And he's like, yeah, man, but one thing I do that you don't. I can strap on cleats on and show these guys what to do. He goes. He goes, He goes, man, I could strap my laces on too. He goes, he ain't strapping nothing on with your eight toes because he had two toes he had cut off because there was an he had an accent Dion did like five years ago or something like that. It's gonna no. He had something to happened to him. He had lost two of his toes and Chad just think it's like, man, you ain't doing you an't lace it nothing of them eight toes. And Dion was like, I'm out of here. He walked off the set. Dick, dude, he's fucking taking that Colorado man. He did pretty good. Yeah with his son, Yeah, I got his son. It was like a who the fuck for the buck guys back in the under trestle that did everything. A fuck. I can't believe I don't remember this kid. He was. He's legendary two thousand and two. It wasn't Carpenter's leg I'm trying to say. It was the kid that could play wide receiver and cornerback Gamble Chris Gamble. Yeah, amazing, Well that kid played that. The kid who won the Heisman played both ways the whole never missed a snap. That's crazy, that's fucking but that's like soccer player level tree. He had like three hundred more minutes than then. I can't remember what the how they said it because his time on the field, because he was playing. Isn't he like the first athlete to win the Heisman or not. First or second? Yeah, because you got your athlete right right, both way players, right, I mean back in the day, you could do that when you're fucking name was. Yeah. Now there's so many, but I mean there's so many highly skilled, highly physical specimens that it's hard to play both. World clus is different though, Dude, Look what world class fucking professional soccer players do. Oh yeah, played? How many games you're playing on it like a top four of any league, the top five. If you play sixty seventy games a year. Dude, you're pushing seventy between international duties. Yep, not a World Cup cycle. It's all traveling like the world. You're not traveling now across the United States? Right, would our players come back from Europe? They got fucking all Argentina. That's why Argentina is putting their national training facilities in Miami. Dude. That's smart and plus all the Argentinas, right because they come over from Ye and there's a large population there too. But you know, like a messy coming from Europe. Yeah, you know those cats come from Europe to Italy. Everything's right there. They're all right by each other. Not Argentina. It's south of US or no, not Argentina, right, I was thinking of a Yeah, fucking Germany, Italy, everything's right. Fucking ride a bike in a day and fucking go through like four countries. You'd ride a bike for a day, starting on the East Coast out of fucking. New New England. Yeah, exactly did you make it? Like? You know, yeah, Europe, you know, the whole fucking continent is just you know, look at us. Yeah, I mean it's just amazing how big Russia and yeah, Russia, and it's a lot of vast lands. There's a lot of land that it's. Man, it's just mass in mass. That's why I sound like tengu when we were talking about that. That yeah comet or meteor that blew up. Yeah, nobody fucking knew. Yeah, because some fucking indigenous people. What happened here? A crazy miles? What the man? Did you take my trees? Bro? What the man? What? I wonder what the fucking animal deer like flying through the air for a couple of miles. Who knows? They probably got incinerated. Oh yeah, I don't know. The tree blast, it's still gonna blow them away with cushions, just probably right, because that's how many times more strong? How many times stronger than a nuclear bomb? Yeah, I can't even remember. I think it's like a hundred times. Yeah, not so natural. Yeah, that's just normal, that's just science and happening. Fucking ball blowing up, that's just sign a mile over. Yeah, coming to the app. That's fucked up, because can you imagine if it hit like Europe War was populated Paris? Yeah, fucking even just in the ocean. Whoa wow. I never even thought would you imagine a tsunami? I mean it would just it would really go in every direction. Yeah, because it's round. Yeah, that's what the blast radius is like. It's all from an epicenter and it's all facing wherever. It is round. Yeah, exactly, because it's funny. I mean you throw a rock into a pond, Yeah, it's always round, you know. Isn't that wild? Though? I wonder why the ripples are round. Like, especially at an angle. You could throw at a hard angle thirty degree or something, you can skip it. And when you skip the rocks. Right, hits is the epicenter and everything around it. Yeah, that's pretty wild. Obviously we're not physicists, so yeah, but I mean, you know, a lot of smart people out there right now are going these guys. Yeah, but you know what, man three point one four motherfuckers. Pie bitch, give me some pie. We got the Harry pie. Harry Triangle Pie, got some Harry Triangle. Hair pie. Dude, if I had that bar. If I had that bar and war in the triangle bar, you call it the Hairy Triangle bar. We gotta tell the guy, we'll just have a podcast there, one time live show from the Hairy Triangle. We'll just it's gonna we'll dedicate the name for one day. We'll put it on the sign. We're gonna make an We'll just make it. We'll just get a canvas sign to put over the top of theirs. It's this hairy triangle bar. We gotta print out like the koozies the beer. Yeah, there's the hairy triangle. We gotta have like a waist and legs. Yeah, you know what's going on, or maybe not, that's even funner. No, just make the front hairy. In the back two butt cheeks, you know, it'd be like a triangle. Like the same with the T shirts. Yeah, well, did you ever see the like the Hot Dog Shop T shirts where on the back of shows like it looks like a butt, like their butts sticking out, like their pants are hanging down like plumber crack. It's on the back of the T shirts and it looks cool. It's it's just funny because it's it's a it's an illusion. Yeah, it's funny though, but there's a saying on it the shirt too that goes with it. I can't remember what it was, but hot Dog Shop Worn Ohio, Gerard Ohio good Eats, Man good Eats. A lot of people say, oh, they went downhill because they changed the owners. It's different, dude, a little bit. Covid Lockdown. They were sourcing different chili sauces. The cheese was like oranges. I don't know what the hell happened to the cheese. When the dogs and the buns are the saying, there's the cheapest ship you can buy. That's what Nick Nikky always told me. Dude, I think schwable buns ninety cents for fucking They probably get ninety six for forty instead of like, and here's the thing. They throw them in a steamer. Yeah, that's it. They're keep them fresh all the time because by the time you're done eating them, they're still soft. I love it. I love those buns. I love that they I still crush them, but my body like like it doesn't take it. And it's not the ships. I just feel like it's like eating McDonald's or something. Just like tacos. I could sit here and eat fucking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm like Joey Chestnut bitch, Yeah, Joey Mocking Chestnut. Fucking wings, tacos, fucking hairy triangles. He was just on a radio talk shows to the other day. It was funny because he doesn't have a relationship with fucking uh kobe Yashi. No uh Nathan's anymore. They didn't kick them out. Something happened. What a fucking Chinese owned nations Nathan's hot dog, and so they Kobayashi probably, well he's fucking Japanese. But this happened years ago, and you know, everything's kind of well, it's it's now Nathan's. It's like all the chicken farms over here, yeah by who fucking Chinese? Yeah. Pork, yeah, pork, pretty pork, pretty chicken. I can't remember that my field pork. That's why it's good to hear all these farmers. Dude, they'll take the pork here, send it there, and then process it here. That's fucking well. They do that ship too, because they can get double you can get double payment on it. Yeah, but somebody's making they could be they well, they could be adding preservatives. Mr. Number five or something, die Americans because they're sneaky. They've been killing our citizens with fentanyl. It's just straight on the chemical warfare fucking been going. That's it's gonna change real quick too. They even talk about sendence like sealed fucking white motherfuckers out. You want to funk with the Hey, these cartels, these cartels wouldn't hold a stick against these motherfuckers, dude, fucking sealed team. Dude, did you ever see the Lion? Asked that show? I don't watch girls doing no, but it's good. It's good, it's real good. She's so hot, so hot. I have been watching uh Tulsa king I find that great. Oh yeah, when he buys. Yeah, he's got so much fucking plastic surgery going on. He conservative, dude, HoTT. Oh yeah, he's a big conservative. He's a huge Trump than But. I wanted to say another one that I really enjoy even more. It's dark and reminds of us. It reminds me of our neighborhoods ship, how we grew up, the fucking Kingstown Mary of Kingstown. Yeah, what's his name, Jeremy? Uh yeah, Renner dude, that like fucking the areas we grew up in. Yeah, no, no doubt, even to the restaurants and the bars and the fucking bars around fucking mills, and it's well in in the middle of the neighborhood. They were in the middle of neighborhoods like we ran. We grew up with bars. We had a we had a bar directly across the street from our house, behind the neighbor Jimmy's in and Jerry's in something. Yeah house. Well, yeah, remember the one. Remember we used to go down We found the cigarette machine in the basement smoking like terratons or something. What were they? It was either like tratone, Tratons with the charcole in the filter, remember those things. Dad used to uh smoke those Territons with the charcoal in the filters. To him, Chesterfields, they were the Chesterfields I think school you're talking, Yeah, I mean the only time you see Chesterfield now is on the gummy pack. Remember the fake cigarettes, the Chesterfield Those are the bubblegum ones. And then the other ones were that like chalky like white cigarettes. Fucking hilarious, dude, they have that. Have you seen that? Uh you know where Trumble Drive is and Gerard no, what you know where Trumble Drive is? Trumble Hill, Yeah, Trumble Hill. There's a candy store. There's a candy store up there now that sells all the nostalgic candies. Do they have, dude, stuff that we never even heard of. Dude, Fucking what I want to do is hit that pinball. Fuh Yeah, it's like twenty five bucks and you get to play all day. Yeah, Santez's Yeah, dude. You get the bar across the Mexican across there's Amen corner is over there. Fuck, you got a corner you got. I got the cigar Ohio Cigars. You got Royal Gardens. Royal Gardens right there. I was just there the other night. How is it now? Excellent? They redid the whole inside. Yeah, it's a little bit different, but it's it's really nice what they did. Jimmy works for the dude that owns it, Okay, and he's from the Belaria family. Okay, makes sense, But they they did. That's why they're pet. They have good pizza there. They Yeah, we got it. We got a tray of like it was a meat lovers. It was delicious, dude, And then we got their wings are good too. They've always been good, but they always had like three flavors. Yeah, now they have a bunch Okay, not a bunch, probably, Like. You know, I know we're having a conversation amongst ourselves and but it's all yeah. Because when we played soccer, coached and coach soccer ship my photo. I wonder if my team stole there. But anyhow, we used to after games, indoor outdoor tournaments, we'd go there, the whole team, and we'd party and drink and eat, have a great time, camaraderie. All kinds of girls would show up, people's sisters. Just hanging out. Man. Yeah, fantastic, good times, fantastic. I remember when I stopped playing dude a year or two Simon's place. Yeah, a year or two. Man, I used to dream about it. Yeah, I missed it so much I would fuck can claim about it. So weird. So hey, man, Merry Christmas, happy whatever, Happy Merry Christmas, happy whatever, denomination whatever you God bless you. Ye have a great time. We're not going to sit here and cater to everybody because we don't have to. Well, we still love you, yeah, we still feel it. Gay straight, But I don't know about this transcend gender ship. So I'm going to leave that on the back burner and let God sort that one out. I mean some chicks with digs? Tho chicks with digs? I who was that chicks with Dix? No, there's like a popular black comedian or black like fucking sports dude or rapper. It's like, yeah, you start getting into that chicks with Dix. It's okay, it's actually pretty sexy. And he was like, it kind of kills two birds with one stone. I was like, what the gis Dick is talk about? What are you saying? Man? Anyhow, we do love you. I hope you guys enjoyed this episode because it's been a while. Yeh and we haven't even seen each other. Don't call to come back. We haven't left. We never left, but right, so hopefully enjoyed. God bless you nothing but the best for the next fucking year. And I truly sincerely mean it. We're gonna fuck four years. Yeah, four years. It's gonna take us that amount of time to get this ship straight. Now, kill it, kill it guys every day. Don't fucking quit, don't give up. Yeah, don't look. That should be right there, that should be a motivator for you to see what that man went through in the media and just being blasted by the Democrats. I should say the Democrats know why they're coming all the Democrats. It's the He's like, because they want to get to you. You're gonna if not for me, they would be coming after you. They're gonna come after They've already been coming after us for the last ten years. Yeah, just sneaky for Obama got in. That's when they started. That's why they like people. They like the citence, intreat to be on floor, ride and sleepy. Yeah, work a lot. Yeah, I worried about all this other ship. Hey, everybody, would you like these mellowton and pompsicles? You're heavy one. We did this at work. It's me. This is our Monday morning meeting. I'm gonna need that TP report on my Friday. TP like toilet paper. I don't know what he was talking about. Yeah, hell, what was his name? Lumberg? Hell, lumber fucker? Remember the kid? He's like, Oh did you give her the O face? Oh? Oh great? Hey all are peeps in Asia, Europe, Australia, you know, Yeah, we love you to appreciate your business. Yeah, man, and I don't know what else, man, I just want peace, love, yeah man, powered to the people. Yeah, and that's just it. I mean all all the constituents out there, hey man, I mean you can paint a banana purple and call it a great but it's still a banana. And that's what the that's what the Democrats have been doing this whole time. You can paint a banana black and called called a big black cock, but today it's a fucking banana peel that they got tricked one day. It's not. All right, you fuckers. Hey, listen, waite for listen, fucking. Wait for it. It comes. You need a criminal fun for all you criminal funkers. Yeah, motherfuckers, we love you. Disgust and. Names and. Past statists, school Stato dis test, still stass Distast
