[00:00:04] Oh yeah.
[00:00:50] Oh yeah.
[00:00:52] So, this is Chasing Bad.
[00:00:55] That's Joker Strange.
[00:00:56] What up?
[00:00:57] And we'll be your guides this evening.
[00:01:00] Oh yeah.
[00:01:01] We got a little list.
[00:01:02] Should I get my cola galapita?
[00:01:04] It's the fucking ultimate tip just for you guys.
[00:01:07] The ultimate tip.
[00:01:09] We're doing the top ten Harry Triangles.
[00:01:11] Oh my god.
[00:01:13] We're gonna have to do that.
[00:01:13] Number ten.
[00:01:14] We're doing it.
[00:01:15] Marilyn Monroe.
[00:01:16] We're doing it.
[00:01:16] We're doing the top ten Harry Triangles of Adult Performers.
[00:01:22] Oh man.
[00:01:24] Christy Canyon.
[00:01:25] Bam!
[00:01:25] Who was the girl from Debbie Does Dallas?
[00:01:28] Bam!
[00:01:28] Linda Lovelace.
[00:01:29] I've seen all like the old shit.
[00:01:32] Linda Lovelace.
[00:01:34] She was deep throat.
[00:01:36] Is that the one with the pointy nose mask?
[00:01:39] Behind the closed door or something.
[00:01:41] No, Clockwork Orange?
[00:01:43] No.
[00:01:43] The guys with the dick nose?
[00:01:44] Remember that?
[00:01:45] Clockwork Orange?
[00:01:46] Yeah, I remember that.
[00:01:48] But they wore those masks with the big dicks for noses?
[00:01:50] I don't remember that.
[00:01:51] Aw dude.
[00:01:52] Dude, I watched it when I was like 16.
[00:01:54] That's like Stanley Hubrick like you know how he's off the wall kind of you know he's
[00:01:58] artsy.
[00:01:59] He doesn't do shit unless there's something he wants to send a message.
[00:02:03] Yeah, yeah no that's for sure.
[00:02:05] That's what I mean.
[00:02:05] He's gonna make you think.
[00:02:09] He's gonna make you think.
[00:02:11] He's gonna make you think.
[00:02:15] And governments and all that crazy shit.
[00:02:19] So I'm surprised you haven't heard of this one and you know to be honest I've just recently
[00:02:25] probably the last five years have I heard of the Circleville letters.
[00:02:29] The 1970s.
[00:02:30] Now when I say I never heard of it I'm just saying from what I'm looking at I haven't
[00:02:35] you know maybe as the story goes on but I don't remember nothing sparks anything.
[00:02:41] Like it's almost in league with that I can't remember if this was like New England where
[00:02:46] these people bought the home and they kept getting these weird fucking letters and they
[00:02:51] couldn't the cops couldn't fucking figure out who was kept sent like I'm watching you
[00:02:55] we're the keepers of the house we're all this weird shit dude.
[00:03:01] I forget what that's called.
[00:03:04] Um, that's there's a name for it.
[00:03:07] Yeah, there's a whole like I like letters at your house and because we're like
[00:03:11] people are watching you.
[00:03:13] Some fucking whack job these people bought this like their dream home.
[00:03:16] No, but I'm saying I mean it's happened in other asses with the same people.
[00:03:19] Not quite like this like this dude.
[00:03:22] This was in depth.
[00:03:24] Yeah he and it wasn't just like one person like this person knew dirt on like everyone
[00:03:32] like it's so and it started in 1977.
[00:03:34] I mean surveillance.
[00:03:36] He's probably a time traveler and he got bored.
[00:03:39] So he's like, all right, I'm gonna learn about it.
[00:03:41] I'm gonna go back like Bill Murray and be like she wants a sozo with the twist.
[00:03:50] Great movie dude.
[00:03:52] Yeah, that's one of my favorite movies.
[00:03:53] I just showed the kids that not too long ago.
[00:03:56] The first time I saw that I was reluctant to watch it because I was like Bill Murray
[00:04:01] come on man.
[00:04:02] Jumping the shark.
[00:04:03] Yeah, he's getting all serious.
[00:04:05] Yeah, no more strokes.
[00:04:07] No more.
[00:04:08] Right.
[00:04:08] So I mean then I get it.
[00:04:10] He was showing his chops but when I saw it I was like this movie is put together so well.
[00:04:18] You know what I mean?
[00:04:19] It's just it was actually very intelligent how they put that together like force gump
[00:04:23] type shit.
[00:04:24] Yeah, it's really good and the first time I ever I got to go through there but
[00:04:27] I was slinging concrete.
[00:04:28] So I just like blew through the town.
[00:04:31] I was pouring it like punk.
[00:04:33] Some camp up there.
[00:04:35] Everything is Punxsutawney Phil auto sales.
[00:04:39] Punxsutawney statues.
[00:04:41] Yeah, yeah.
[00:04:41] I've been up there myself.
[00:04:42] Oh yeah.
[00:04:42] I've been in the city dude.
[00:04:44] Like you said everything is like they have a they have Punxsutawney Phil auto
[00:04:48] sales Punxsutawney Phil bakery.
[00:04:50] Did you see like their town hall or whatever?
[00:04:54] It's a trip dude.
[00:04:56] It's a trip.
[00:04:56] There's a guy that I used to deliver uniforms to him and his wife have a
[00:05:01] room up there that they keep every year because you know what?
[00:05:04] Yeah.
[00:05:05] And they go every year to see Punxsutawney Phil.
[00:05:08] They party.
[00:05:09] They have a good time.
[00:05:10] He was I used to deliver his uniforms when I worked for Centos.
[00:05:13] We should do that.
[00:05:14] It's not too far.
[00:05:15] It's like four hours away.
[00:05:16] But he said it's hard to find a place to stay.
[00:05:18] Yeah, because that's why when him when he was able to get the spot
[00:05:24] they kept it.
[00:05:25] They've been going for like the last 10 12th wall had to be longer than
[00:05:28] that.
[00:05:28] So that's like a second home just for that.
[00:05:30] Just for a little little pad.
[00:05:32] Well, no, he rents out a room for the day.
[00:05:34] But he rented it at a certain rate.
[00:05:36] They say, you know, yeah, we know it's going to be expensive to say
[00:05:40] $300 for you to stay here that night every year.
[00:05:44] Yeah.
[00:05:45] So you, you know, okay, I got it.
[00:05:47] It's almost like a time to some investment property.
[00:05:51] I hope that works out.
[00:05:54] But so the circleville letters, man.
[00:05:56] Yeah.
[00:05:57] If you use it and you can get it fucking do it.
[00:06:00] Come on, let's go.
[00:06:02] So it all began in the summer of 1977 when a woman in a small town
[00:06:06] called circleville and that's Ohio circleville just sounds like
[00:06:10] something you see on Superman.
[00:06:12] Yeah, it sounds like yeah where he came from.
[00:06:16] Smallville.
[00:06:18] And this is I think this is just outside of Columbus.
[00:06:21] Isn't it?
[00:06:22] Mike, I.
[00:06:24] Dude.
[00:06:28] Never say my real name.
[00:06:30] If we don't bring it up, they'll never notice.
[00:06:33] But anyways, I don't know.
[00:06:35] I never even heard of circleville Ohio.
[00:06:37] Yeah.
[00:06:37] To be honest with you.
[00:06:38] I want to say it's almost like where you, you old bag of rusty
[00:06:41] nail.
[00:06:42] What is that pub called we used to go to down there?
[00:06:45] You old bag of nails or something.
[00:06:47] Where?
[00:06:48] In, in Columbus.
[00:06:49] It was outside of Columbus.
[00:06:50] Whatever.
[00:06:50] Okay.
[00:06:51] Let's just stay.
[00:06:52] Oh, you're talking about.
[00:06:55] No, that's the place up in Canada.
[00:06:58] You old squires.
[00:06:59] The old squire.
[00:07:01] Yeah.
[00:07:02] With a Scottish dude I could not understand.
[00:07:05] Man, I was trying my hardest.
[00:07:08] I was eating fucking bangers and mash.
[00:07:10] I ate bangers and mash.
[00:07:11] What the fuck is this horseshit?
[00:07:13] I didn't mind.
[00:07:14] I just, I did it for, it was, you know, you do it for
[00:07:18] whatever.
[00:07:19] That's terrible.
[00:07:20] Bears were great.
[00:07:21] Yeah.
[00:07:21] Well, they have proper pints like English pints.
[00:07:24] That whole row of taps is impressive dude.
[00:07:27] That's the first time I've ever seen that many taps in one
[00:07:30] place.
[00:07:30] Canadian chicks are smoking.
[00:07:32] Well, I don't even really.
[00:07:33] And they dig American boys, which is odd because we're,
[00:07:37] it's like we're the same fucking people almost.
[00:07:39] That's a Marigazetic.
[00:07:43] It's America's headband if we were 1970s basketball
[00:07:47] player.
[00:07:47] Now if we was John McEnroe.
[00:07:50] Hello Johnny.
[00:07:52] So the circle bill letters, like I said, I mean, you
[00:07:57] continue please.
[00:07:58] All right.
[00:07:58] I'd like to hear what you have to say about it.
[00:08:00] Great Lakes.
[00:08:01] Again, Conway's Irish Ale.
[00:08:03] How did you find this?
[00:08:05] I'm sure it's got a born on date of 23.
[00:08:10] So it all began in the summer of 77 when a woman
[00:08:14] received an anonymous letter in the mail.
[00:08:18] She opened it and discovered bizarre, crudely
[00:08:21] scrawled handwriting.
[00:08:23] Now the letter told her that some unnamed person had
[00:08:26] been observing her house and knew that she had kids.
[00:08:30] Furthermore, the letter writer knew something
[00:08:33] no one else did.
[00:08:35] That she was having an affair with the local
[00:08:38] school superintendent.
[00:08:41] Alarmed.
[00:08:41] The woman rightly.
[00:08:45] Fuck you, Susie.
[00:08:46] You're supposed to keep this.
[00:08:48] You blackmailing me, Susie.
[00:08:51] I'm alarmed everybody.
[00:08:52] She rightly felt fear that somebody was watching
[00:08:56] her and keeping a close eye on her family.
[00:08:59] Yeah, don't fuck with people's family man.
[00:09:02] People get ugly real fast.
[00:09:06] And my fuck is much worse than my bite.
[00:09:08] But things would only get so much worse from there.
[00:09:13] Whoa, whoa, whoa.
[00:09:15] Creepy fucker.
[00:09:18] So several weeks later, the letter writer mailed
[00:09:21] another letter to the woman's husband.
[00:09:24] The writer informed him of the affair and encouraged
[00:09:27] the husband to kill both his wife and the school
[00:09:30] administrator.
[00:09:32] Must have been her ex-husband.
[00:09:36] Holy shit, with whom she was cheating.
[00:09:39] After two weeks and no action taken, the letter
[00:09:41] writer fired off yet another anonymous piece of
[00:09:44] mail to the husband, goading him to take action.
[00:09:48] Are you a fucking mouse or are you a man?
[00:09:51] Fucking pussy.
[00:09:53] Dude, you're a fucking pussy, man.
[00:09:56] You better handle your business, motherfucker.
[00:09:59] You want to kill that bitch?
[00:10:01] And a dude is banging her, man.
[00:10:03] Damn, man.
[00:10:04] He's probably got a black penis.
[00:10:08] All right, I'm not sure.
[00:10:10] But enraged, the husband grabbed a gun, jumped into his
[00:10:13] car telling witnesses that he was going to kill
[00:10:15] the letter writer.
[00:10:17] Implying he knew the person's identity.
[00:10:19] Fuck, man.
[00:10:20] But while driving in a furious rush to confront
[00:10:24] whoever was writing the letters, the man died
[00:10:26] in a terrible one-car accident.
[00:10:29] He didn't even get in a one-car.
[00:10:31] They hit a tree or something.
[00:10:33] There's so much more to this story and it deserves
[00:10:35] maybe us revisiting it one day.
[00:10:38] Yeah, all right.
[00:10:39] So for years later, the letters kept coming
[00:10:42] and they didn't just come to the woman who got off
[00:10:45] with the administrator.
[00:10:49] Who got the first one either.
[00:10:51] Dozens and dozens of Circoville residents
[00:10:53] received letters for nearly the two decades.
[00:10:58] The next two decades.
[00:11:00] The fuck is that?
[00:11:02] That's mine.
[00:11:03] Sorry.
[00:11:05] Shockingly, the letters contained personal information
[00:11:08] about themselves which people had no idea how this
[00:11:11] random stranger had learned.
[00:11:14] The letters contained wild accusations,
[00:11:17] specific violent threats too.
[00:11:19] That got the cops involved finally.
[00:11:23] However, they were never able to figure out
[00:11:25] what was going on.
[00:11:26] To this day, the letter writer and their motives
[00:11:30] for turning Circoville upside down
[00:11:32] both remain a complete mystery.
[00:11:36] Now there is so much more to this story.
[00:11:39] It's probably an hour dock
[00:11:40] and you can find them.
[00:11:43] Your favorite streaming probably has the Circoville letters.
[00:11:48] Excuse me.
[00:11:50] And it started in 77.
[00:11:53] So where do you get to the point?
[00:11:56] I mean, it had to been somebody that knew they were banging.
[00:11:59] Well, here's the thing.
[00:11:59] Someone close.
[00:12:02] I'm going towards the lady with all the cats.
[00:12:06] She's bugging.
[00:12:08] She works for the city.
[00:12:10] She got all these cats but she works for the city
[00:12:12] so she has public records.
[00:12:14] She's got private records.
[00:12:16] She's got access.
[00:12:18] But you know, and I could see somebody maybe really
[00:12:21] with today's surveillance, wireless systems ring doorbells.
[00:12:26] Yeah.
[00:12:26] 77, you're doing your work, bro.
[00:12:28] I mean if you're a hacker or someone that knows their way around.
[00:12:32] But in 77, dude, you're doing your work.
[00:12:35] It's like feel you're sitting in a car,
[00:12:37] leaned down, taking pictures with your camera.
[00:12:41] You know what I mean?
[00:12:42] You ain't getting off scot-free.
[00:12:44] You got to put the work in.
[00:12:45] You got to do work.
[00:12:47] You got to do work, baby.
[00:12:49] Get that hairy triangle.
[00:12:50] Get that angle.
[00:12:51] That more good.
[00:12:51] Just have a little toast if you go down.
[00:12:53] Yeah, he can't be pussy-whip.
[00:12:54] Come on.
[00:12:56] So hit this one.
[00:12:59] And this has always been a trip.
[00:13:00] I heard of this not too long.
[00:13:02] Now, this is called the lead masks of Vintem Hill.
[00:13:08] So on August 20th of 66, 1966,
[00:13:12] a young boy flying a kite on a remote and tough to access
[00:13:14] hill outside of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
[00:13:17] found the bodies of two men.
[00:13:18] He ran down the hill and reported the findings to the police.
[00:13:22] But because of the treacherous terrain,
[00:13:23] coroners and first responders weren't able to get up to the hill
[00:13:27] to recover the bodies until the next day.
[00:13:29] So when the cops and firefighters did arrive,
[00:13:32] they found a very strange scene.
[00:13:34] Two men lying next to each other and partially covered by grass.
[00:13:38] The weird part was that each deceased man wore a formal suit,
[00:13:42] a waterproof coat, and a lead eye mask.
[00:13:45] There was no feasible reason for them to be wearing
[00:13:47] the waterproof coat or the lead eye mask up on the hill
[00:13:50] and cops were quickly very confused.
[00:13:53] So alongside the two corpses was an empty water bottle
[00:13:56] and a packet with two wet towels inside.
[00:13:59] Then most cryptically, there was a small notebook
[00:14:02] that had a set of time instructions written inside in Portuguese.
[00:14:05] So the instructions rough translation in English was
[00:14:09] 1630 hours be at the specified location
[00:14:14] 1830 hours in just capsules after the effect
[00:14:18] protect metals await signal mask.
[00:14:22] That creeped out investigators even further of course
[00:14:24] because the two men were eventually identified as
[00:14:27] two Brazilian electronic technicians named Manoel
[00:14:30] Pereira de Cruz and Miguel Jose Viana.
[00:14:34] They had been last seen by their families
[00:14:37] it was like three days to the boy finding their bodies
[00:14:41] on the hillside.
[00:14:42] But while a coroner's report might have actually
[00:14:44] allowed authorities to come up with some answers in the case
[00:14:47] it never came through, at least not in time.
[00:14:50] The coroner's office in Rio de Janeiro was very backed up
[00:14:52] with cases and medical exams at that time.
[00:14:55] So the body suffered days on end waiting to be off top seed
[00:14:58] by the time the coroner was finally able to get around to it
[00:15:01] their organs were too badly decomposed to figure out
[00:15:04] whether the men had ingested any notable substances
[00:15:06] prior to their deaths.
[00:15:08] Since then the discovery has been a bizarre
[00:15:11] and persistent mystery.
[00:15:13] I remember seeing something about this or reading
[00:15:17] or watching something about it
[00:15:19] and I think it was some kind of weird space age
[00:15:21] electronic cult.
[00:15:23] Oh really?
[00:15:24] Yeah, if I remember correctly.
[00:15:27] And I think it has a lot to do with like aliens
[00:15:29] so it's like the fucking what were those weirded
[00:15:31] not the branch to be the ones with the hail bob comment
[00:15:35] or no that was a
[00:15:37] Oh come on
[00:15:39] they all had matching likeies
[00:15:40] and the black shirts
[00:15:43] or weird little outfits
[00:15:45] and everybody had their hair cut the same
[00:15:47] women and the men look like Spock
[00:15:49] hair cut if you watch if you ever watch
[00:15:51] the documentary about that those people
[00:15:53] were different. They were all fucking
[00:15:55] like wealthy like
[00:15:56] well this fucking cult
[00:15:59] gave this fucking bulb dude
[00:16:00] they're all west what do you expect
[00:16:03] California fucking liberal state so fucking beautiful out there
[00:16:06] that's the sad part
[00:16:08] you know what and they want to keep it that way
[00:16:11] so that's why they overpriced all their
[00:16:13] fucking real estate
[00:16:14] everything that you know you can't buy
[00:16:16] because they don't want people developing on it either
[00:16:20] always wanted to go to San Francisco
[00:16:22] not anytime soon yeah
[00:16:24] so get at your shovel
[00:16:26] fucking shovel that shit to make a pathway
[00:16:28] hope you don't get the bubonic plague
[00:16:31] well I mean you figure look at all that money that they got
[00:16:33] for the homeless
[00:16:35] and they never did anything with it
[00:16:37] Gavin Newsom's piece of shit
[00:16:39] yeah it's pretty bad
[00:16:41] so the green children of
[00:16:43] Wool Pit this is the 1100s
[00:16:45] full
[00:16:46] I thought it was a little later than
[00:16:49] the 1100s but I guess not
[00:16:51] eh
[00:16:53] at some long forgotten point in the middle of the 12th
[00:16:56] century two young children
[00:16:57] with green tinted skin
[00:16:59] suddenly appeared out of nowhere
[00:17:00] in the tiny village of Wool Pit
[00:17:02] in Suffolk, England
[00:17:04] the duo was determined to
[00:17:07] be brother and sister based on their resemblances
[00:17:09] so fuck yourself
[00:17:11] so fuck yourself
[00:17:13] fuck
[00:17:14] suffocke england
[00:17:16] suffocke yourself
[00:17:18] they spoke in bizarre
[00:17:20] unknown language that Wool Pit
[00:17:22] residents couldn't understand
[00:17:24] most unusual though
[00:17:27] was that their skin was
[00:17:29] tinted green and gave off a very
[00:17:31] unsettling appearance
[00:17:33] shaz but
[00:17:34] people don't remember that
[00:17:36] morque from orc
[00:17:37] and they would only eat raw
[00:17:40] broad beans when prompted to take food
[00:17:43] even more bizarrely
[00:17:45] they had entered the village
[00:17:47] from somewhere completely unobserved
[00:17:48] and nobody knew
[00:17:50] from where that they had came from
[00:17:53] or what their lives
[00:17:55] had been like before they showed up
[00:17:57] over time the villagers
[00:17:58] tried to get the pair to settle into a new life
[00:18:01] sadly the boy died soon
[00:18:03] after he reached the village
[00:18:04] he had become sickly and
[00:18:07] he wasn't long for this world
[00:18:08] no matter what the villagers
[00:18:10] could offer him
[00:18:12] the girl was eventually
[00:18:14] nursed back to full health
[00:18:16] and as she got better
[00:18:18] she even lost the green tint
[00:18:20] on her skin
[00:18:21] in time she was baptized
[00:18:24] and she even learned to speak English too
[00:18:26] as the legend goes
[00:18:28] upon learning English
[00:18:30] she reportedly told villagers
[00:18:31] that she had come from a land
[00:18:33] where the sun never shone
[00:18:35] the earth was covered in permanent
[00:18:37] twilight
[00:18:38] and everything there was green
[00:18:41] I give my wife a raw
[00:18:44] broad bean
[00:18:45] what the fuck are you talking about
[00:18:47] broad bean
[00:18:48] what is a fucking broad bean
[00:18:51] I give the old lean
[00:18:52] that's why that boy died because he was hitting the lake
[00:18:54] the broad bean
[00:19:01] hey watch your broad bean
[00:19:03] you almost hit me in the broad bean quit it
[00:19:05] quit hitting me in the broad bean
[00:19:07] damn man I got hit in the broad bean
[00:19:09] with the baseball boy
[00:19:11] according to one report from that time
[00:19:13] she claimed the place was called
[00:19:14] St. Martin's land
[00:19:17] obviously there is
[00:19:18] a lot to be skeptical about
[00:19:20] with that story for one
[00:19:22] it happened nearly a thousand years ago
[00:19:24] there yeah it's fucking difficult
[00:19:26] so there's no way
[00:19:28] we can get any more
[00:19:31] reliable information than the reports
[00:19:32] that came out of that long ago time
[00:19:34] plus historians
[00:19:36] aren't even completely sure
[00:19:38] when it happened
[00:19:40] experts know it was the 12th century
[00:19:42] without a doubt
[00:19:43] and they think it was during Keven's
[00:19:45] King
[00:19:50] King Stephen's reign
[00:19:52] King Stephen's reign
[00:19:55] King Stephen's reign
[00:19:55] King Stephen's reign
[00:19:56] King Stephen's reign
[00:19:56] did England have a King Stephen
[00:20:02] King Stephen's reign
[00:20:03] boy they don't care
[00:20:05] I love what they do that boy good
[00:20:07] could be wrong but I think that's a Hungarian king
[00:20:10] the first one
[00:20:11] and he's a history buff so
[00:20:14] this cat no
[00:20:16] King Stephen I've never heard
[00:20:18] that's what I mean if you've never heard of him
[00:20:19] he must be an obscure cat
[00:20:21] like the only King Stephen I know is the King Stephen the first
[00:20:25] 1135 to 1154
[00:20:27] I think his real name was like Bella
[00:20:28] or something and he was a fucking pagan
[00:20:30] dude either the dude
[00:20:32] was like
[00:20:33] completely quiet and everybody around him just like
[00:20:36] you know he
[00:20:36] is probably one of them boy kings that they
[00:20:38] put in a murder seller
[00:20:40] or whatever
[00:20:42] his uncle his evil uncle put him in the
[00:20:44] pretty shaft or something
[00:20:46] iron mask
[00:20:47] so this guy's reign
[00:20:51] lasted from 1135 to
[00:20:52] 1154 that's a long time dude
[00:20:54] that's not bad that's almost 20 years
[00:20:56] 19 years dude I mean for that back then
[00:20:59] that's pretty good yeah you didn't get
[00:21:00] slayed you think we'd know about this
[00:21:02] yeah that's what I mean that's what I'm saying
[00:21:04] but they weren't even 100%
[00:21:06] sure
[00:21:06] 100% sure on that part so we will pretty
[00:21:09] clearly never know the real story behind the
[00:21:12] green shell here's the deal
[00:21:13] they evidently crawled out of a hole
[00:21:16] some kind of crag
[00:21:18] or cave I remember there's
[00:21:20] there's a bit more on this story
[00:21:22] we'll have to open it up then and she even got
[00:21:24] married and had kids and all that shit
[00:21:26] but I mean the most
[00:21:27] stark part of it it's maybe not the story
[00:21:29] but that you know these two orphans show up
[00:21:32] with green tinted skin
[00:21:33] very odd
[00:21:35] would that I mean
[00:21:37] I would think that we'd go like
[00:21:39] portal like totally
[00:21:41] like colorless from a silver
[00:21:44] you know like like fucking Golem or something
[00:21:46] well here's the thing say you were yeah
[00:21:47] couple generations underground yeah no
[00:21:49] I but maybe the
[00:21:51] I was thinking maybe vegetation
[00:21:54] from above
[00:21:55] maybe the die would leak
[00:21:58] the die would leak
[00:22:00] chloroform
[00:22:02] chloroform
[00:22:03] chloroform is what I use on my wife
[00:22:05] when I want to eat but smell
[00:22:07] I was asking my wife I'm always like
[00:22:09] hey baby does it smell like chloroform
[00:22:15] it's okay
[00:22:16] it's just a roofy
[00:22:21] you're safe
[00:22:21] I have a gun
[00:22:26] I'm gonna hold it to your head when you fall
[00:22:28] don't tell your children
[00:22:29] would you fall asleep I'm gonna dress
[00:22:32] you up like a milkman
[00:22:35] the fuck
[00:22:38] oh here we go
[00:22:39] I'm gonna dress you up like a welder
[00:22:43] put the mask on
[00:22:44] put the mask on
[00:22:45] I'm gonna flip it up real quick and jam
[00:22:47] I dick in the mouth
[00:22:50] alright so
[00:22:50] now we're down to
[00:22:51] number seven
[00:22:53] the Mary Celeste
[00:22:55] so on December 4th 1872
[00:22:57] travelers in the Atlantic Ocean
[00:22:59] just off the coast of the Azores
[00:23:01] a few hundred miles west of Portugal
[00:23:03] came across the Mary Celeste
[00:23:05] the Mary Celeste was a Canadian built
[00:23:07] ship that was owned and registered by
[00:23:09] an American merchant brigantine firm
[00:23:12] it had been filled with valuable
[00:23:13] cargo and was supposed to be on its way
[00:23:15] to Europe excuse me at the time
[00:23:18] about a month before
[00:23:19] on November 7th the
[00:23:21] ship left New York City
[00:23:23] with the plan to go to Genoa, Italy
[00:23:24] it had a full stock of alcohol
[00:23:27] that it was going to drop off in Genoa
[00:23:30] excuse me I'm sorry I got the
[00:23:32] mipes
[00:23:34] expensive provisions
[00:23:35] that were still on the ship
[00:23:37] when the Canadian Brigantine
[00:23:39] de Graça
[00:23:40] found the Mary Celeste floating off the Azores
[00:23:44] the creepy part
[00:23:45] was that when the de Graça
[00:23:47] came up to it
[00:23:48] they found absolutely no human activity
[00:23:51] on board the Mary Celeste
[00:23:52] the alcohol stocks were full
[00:23:54] and the crew provisions were equally full
[00:23:56] suggesting nobody was starving to death
[00:23:59] or anything like that
[00:24:00] so furthermore as the crew
[00:24:03] all the crew's personal
[00:24:04] personal belongings
[00:24:06] on the Mary Celeste were left completely
[00:24:08] undisturbed but the crewmen
[00:24:10] who were supposed to be working the ship
[00:24:12] were nowhere to be found
[00:24:13] so every last one of them was missing
[00:24:16] having vanished without a trace
[00:24:17] the ship's log didn't even have
[00:24:19] further clues and with its
[00:24:21] last entry having come
[00:24:23] 10 days earlier
[00:24:24] so what was even more bizarre
[00:24:27] was that the ship was still seaworthy
[00:24:29] still floating just fine
[00:24:31] it was under partial sail
[00:24:33] when the de Graça found it
[00:24:34] and interestingly its lifeboat was missing
[00:24:37] but with nothing else gone
[00:24:38] and the ship showing no signs of having been battered
[00:24:41] about in the storm
[00:24:42] what could have happened
[00:24:44] the men who crewed up New York
[00:24:46] crewed up in New York to work on
[00:24:48] that faithful voyage of the Mary Celeste
[00:24:50] were never heard from again
[00:24:51] and nobody knows what happened
[00:24:53] was it a mutiny, piracy
[00:24:55] an insurance scam by the ship's owners
[00:24:57] seeking to salvage its goods
[00:24:59] and needing to kill the crew to make it happen
[00:25:01] the mystery will likely live on forever
[00:25:04] so this is an interesting one
[00:25:06] so much more to this
[00:25:07] but we're just giving you the tip
[00:25:09] give me a tip baby
[00:25:11] so like they fear you know
[00:25:13] here's the theory that makes most
[00:25:15] plausible sense here
[00:25:17] is that maybe the
[00:25:18] the alcohol fumes
[00:25:21] were causing
[00:25:23] distress
[00:25:24] so they figured okay we're gonna open everything up
[00:25:27] air it out get in the dingy
[00:25:29] tie it off to the ship
[00:25:31] and wait there
[00:25:33] and kill all the fumes you're born
[00:25:34] yeah if they're in full sail
[00:25:36] I don't know that they would do that but whatever
[00:25:38] so everybody and it's sad because
[00:25:40] this captain, this young captain
[00:25:42] I think this is like one of his first commands
[00:25:44] as a merchant captain
[00:25:46] he brought his wife and young children
[00:25:49] and they were gonna do like
[00:25:50] wherever they I think they were going to Europe
[00:25:52] obviously off the coast of Portugal
[00:25:54] so how many people were missing
[00:25:57] whole crew and I think this is like
[00:25:58] one of those schooner it's not like a big
[00:26:00] ass sailing ship
[00:26:02] sure I know what you're saying
[00:26:03] it's like a quick
[00:26:05] fast like a Lanik style
[00:26:07] like cutter you know that can get
[00:26:09] across the pond real quick
[00:26:11] deliver its goods get back
[00:26:13] you know pretty agile
[00:26:15] and very seaworthy so
[00:26:18] yeah it's a trip man
[00:26:19] and I think that maybe they just
[00:26:22] somebody didn't know how to do
[00:26:23] a couple double box knots
[00:26:25] or something hey dude
[00:26:26] you got three dudes
[00:26:29] well see that's just it
[00:26:31] it wasn't the crew
[00:26:33] they didn't bring provisions
[00:26:35] they had to get off quick right so
[00:26:37] maybe they opened up all the ships
[00:26:39] whole let the gases escaped
[00:26:42] you know they didn't take any food
[00:26:43] they didn't take any belongings
[00:26:45] you know if it was a piracy
[00:26:47] matter they would have fucking taken
[00:26:49] everything including charts
[00:26:51] and maps they could have been nailed by a shark
[00:26:55] why not? they said deep water though
[00:26:57] I don't know yeah still
[00:26:58] shit you don't know
[00:26:59] it could have been fucking
[00:27:01] beamed up by fucking
[00:27:02] we're doing butt stuff right
[00:27:06] can we all say how do you say it's in America
[00:27:10] probe
[00:27:12] we're getting prob baby
[00:27:13] ouch I find that
[00:27:15] it's just like a great mystery and there's a lot
[00:27:18] lot to it
[00:27:19] there's a lot more yeah we're giving you cliff notes
[00:27:21] yeah so just a tip
[00:27:25] the Flannin Isles
[00:27:27] lighthouse mystery 1900
[00:27:29] oh the Flannin Isles
[00:27:31] and I think William Defoe
[00:27:33] was in this they did it like a
[00:27:35] like a mystery you know movie over this
[00:27:37] whole episode was it about a lighthouse
[00:27:39] yeah there was three dudes it was
[00:27:41] a young kid and two older guys
[00:27:42] yeah it was the one dude
[00:27:46] from
[00:27:48] the one guy
[00:27:50] William Defoe is awesome though
[00:27:53] it's Willem
[00:27:54] is it Willem? Willem not William
[00:27:56] what? Willem
[00:27:58] Willem Defoe
[00:27:59] what do you have a speech impediment?
[00:28:01] oh doofy fucker
[00:28:02] who fucking names your kid Willem
[00:28:05] some fucking Willemino
[00:28:06] isn't that a woman's name? Willemina
[00:28:09] hey
[00:28:10] take it up with Defoe
[00:28:15] my foes
[00:28:16] take it up with Defoe
[00:28:17] so on December 15th 1900 a steamship named
[00:28:22] Alagoncar or Equatius
[00:28:25] Arctor
[00:28:26] Arctor
[00:28:27] Arctor
[00:28:28] on its way from Philadelphia Pennsylvania
[00:28:31] to Leith
[00:28:32] Scotland
[00:28:35] God man I should just let you read
[00:28:38] Notice that
[00:28:39] a lighthouse that was supposed to be
[00:28:42] operational
[00:28:43] Scotland's fur flung Flannin Isles
[00:28:47] was not in good working order
[00:28:49] during a rough storm
[00:28:51] three days later
[00:28:52] the ship docked in Leith
[00:28:57] they reported the bad lighthouse
[00:28:59] situation to the northern lighthouse
[00:29:01] board immediately the board sent
[00:29:03] a relief ship out to the remote
[00:29:05] Scottish Isle
[00:29:06] to figure out what was going on
[00:29:09] due to adverse weather though
[00:29:11] the relief ship did not reach the
[00:29:13] lighthouse until nearly 10 days later
[00:29:15] on December 26th
[00:29:18] once there they expected to find
[00:29:20] the three men working at the lighthouse
[00:29:22] James Ducott
[00:29:23] Thomas Marshall
[00:29:25] and Donald MacArthur
[00:29:26] as they were tasked
[00:29:30] to do at the time
[00:29:31] but when the relief ships men came
[00:29:34] up to the lighthouse at noon on December 26th
[00:29:37] they couldn't find any of the three
[00:29:38] men anywhere around the island
[00:29:40] because somebody wrapped them up
[00:29:42] and gave them away presents the night before
[00:29:44] oh shit
[00:29:46] what
[00:29:47] what
[00:29:47] there you go ladies
[00:29:50] sent them to a prison
[00:29:51] a Turkish prison
[00:29:53] midnight run
[00:29:56] what was midnight express
[00:30:01] oh billy
[00:30:02] he was like press your titties on the glass window
[00:30:05] the mystery was unsettling
[00:30:07] from the start
[00:30:09] for one the lighthouse
[00:30:11] flag staff had no flag
[00:30:12] none of the lighthouse's provision
[00:30:15] boxes were left on the landing stage
[00:30:17] to restock as they should
[00:30:19] have been
[00:30:22] scoosy
[00:30:22] and the relief ships men
[00:30:25] could find no sign of the light house's
[00:30:27] three person crew anywhere nearby
[00:30:29] when the relief men reached
[00:30:31] the compound itself
[00:30:32] they found the entrance gate
[00:30:35] closed the beds inside
[00:30:37] unmade and the rest
[00:30:38] rooms clock unwound
[00:30:41] they also found lamps
[00:30:43] that had been cleaned and refilled
[00:30:45] but sitting harmlessly inside
[00:30:47] I
[00:30:51] don't understand that
[00:30:53] something
[00:30:54] and I had a minute
[00:30:56] objects are pretty harmlessly
[00:30:58] leave them alone
[00:30:59] it's an
[00:30:59] an animal object
[00:31:02] I'm sorry it's contagious
[00:31:07] so wherever the
[00:31:09] lighthouse's vanished staffers
[00:31:11] had gone they hadn't thought
[00:31:12] to take the lamps with them
[00:31:14] oh ok
[00:31:16] but still are they dangerous lamps?
[00:31:20] no sign of the three keepers
[00:31:22] was ever found beyond that discovery
[00:31:24] and their bodies never washed on shore
[00:31:26] or otherwise were discovered
[00:31:29] it's unclear what happened to the men
[00:31:31] to this day despite
[00:31:33] several different theories
[00:31:34] including opinions that they could have
[00:31:36] set out on their own
[00:31:38] to live a new life
[00:31:40] for possibly
[00:31:41] gay lovers
[00:31:43] what do they call them a triple
[00:31:46] brookback mountain
[00:31:46] the fucking three people that get married
[00:31:50] oh I don't know
[00:31:52] troubles or some shit
[00:31:54] like three
[00:31:56] couples like trepples
[00:31:57] or some shit
[00:31:59] like me married to three women
[00:32:02] I'd be a quadruple
[00:32:04] it's clear
[00:32:06] that these fuckers disappeared
[00:32:09] I
[00:32:09] don't see that as even a theory
[00:32:11] right? they probably had chicks
[00:32:13] on the fucking shore that's why they're working
[00:32:15] a shitty job
[00:32:17] hey there is never go back
[00:32:19] like that sea
[00:32:21] I mean I don't know if that's a North Sea Baltic
[00:32:23] or what not Baltic but uh
[00:32:25] you know that sea between Greenland
[00:32:27] Iceland and fucking
[00:32:30] I guess Ireland
[00:32:31] Scotland it's pretty rough
[00:32:32] the fucking sea of dreams baby
[00:32:34] I can get away from my family
[00:32:36] woohoo
[00:32:37] I know one of the theories is
[00:32:40] there's a lot of uh
[00:32:41] regulations like you can't leave
[00:32:43] like one guy's gotta stay
[00:32:46] two go down
[00:32:48] and you know get the supplies
[00:32:49] and shit and the way this was like a
[00:32:51] craggy ass
[00:32:53] cliff like island
[00:32:56] so the design
[00:32:58] of the architecture the iron stairs
[00:33:00] that go up and they had lifts
[00:33:02] you know like a
[00:33:06] what is that block in
[00:33:08] block attack? yeah
[00:33:09] like to bring supplies
[00:33:11] yeah I know what you're saying
[00:33:14] like a dump later
[00:33:16] because of the location
[00:33:18] of this
[00:33:20] it's a crazy cool looking island
[00:33:22] but there's a lot of
[00:33:24] Scottish myths around that island
[00:33:27] like the Selkies
[00:33:28] and all them fucking water horses
[00:33:31] and shit like that
[00:33:33] is it a mountainous island?
[00:33:35] it's like a cliffy
[00:33:37] oh okay like a Hawaiian island
[00:33:39] like a
[00:33:40] crag that's just shooting out of the
[00:33:42] Atlantic
[00:33:44] it's more like a
[00:33:48] like the cliffs of Dover
[00:33:50] or something
[00:33:51] you know what I mean it's just like a sheer cliff that meets water
[00:33:55] right
[00:33:56] but there's not much land behind it
[00:33:57] no it's not much and it's just
[00:33:59] it's probably
[00:34:02] a fucked up place to be
[00:34:04] for a while
[00:34:06] some speculate
[00:34:07] because they've recorded some big ass waves
[00:34:10] out there
[00:34:11] one of them fucking thousand
[00:34:13] footers that just fucking like
[00:34:15] they all had to go out
[00:34:17] to save supplies or something drastic
[00:34:19] would have to happen if they're all
[00:34:21] but then again you have like the whole
[00:34:26] like the ecosystem on the island
[00:34:27] no I don't think there's much of one
[00:34:29] probably birds it's about it and some grass
[00:34:31] so you aren't going to have much food
[00:34:33] mushrooms or mold
[00:34:35] fucking up or you know those fuckers
[00:34:37] are always cleaning in on shifts and shit but
[00:34:44] like the shining right
[00:34:45] Stephen King's the shining they go crazy
[00:34:47] cabin fever type shit
[00:34:49] I mean I know they get rotated out
[00:34:51] as shifts like another three
[00:34:53] will relieve them in a couple months
[00:34:55] or something that's why I always
[00:34:57] worry about those like cosmonauts
[00:34:59] put them through the airlock
[00:35:07] so but like the movie Martian you see
[00:35:09] Martian yeah good movie yeah
[00:35:11] I like how he damon was a dickhead huh
[00:35:13] no he was awesome dude
[00:35:16] he was like he's the one
[00:35:17] who was trying to kill everybody
[00:35:19] no that's the one Martian was I'm talking
[00:35:21] about the one where he was
[00:35:24] he got stranded on Mars
[00:35:27] and they sent a team and they to get him
[00:35:29] and he was goofy no no
[00:35:31] he was he came back everything
[00:35:32] I thought he was trying to kill everybody
[00:35:34] I don't know what you're thinking about
[00:35:38] so next up
[00:35:40] alright
[00:35:42] so
[00:35:43] this is an interesting one
[00:35:45] back when I was a kid
[00:35:47] we had this girl you could give cupcakes
[00:35:49] to and she diddle ya
[00:35:51] yeah she called her fat Sally
[00:35:54] yeah she'd flick your teeth
[00:35:55] she'd flick it right there in the tape
[00:35:57] right that little patch
[00:35:58] that little patch between your balls
[00:36:00] that little patch between your balls
[00:36:03] and your anus
[00:36:05] yeah we was laying
[00:36:07] about planets so I knew your anus
[00:36:09] was right there
[00:36:11] hey baby I know where your anus is
[00:36:14] get the half
[00:36:15] your anus licked
[00:36:19] alright so anyway so
[00:36:21] you kill yourself
[00:36:22] the patomsky crater
[00:36:24] via
[00:36:28] 1949
[00:36:29] what's circa
[00:36:32] circa
[00:36:33] hit that big vape
[00:36:37] hit that big vape
[00:36:38] hey so in 49
[00:36:40] 1949 a Russian
[00:36:42] geologist named Vadim Kulpokov
[00:36:45] discovered
[00:36:46] a massive and extremely bizarre crater
[00:36:48] located in a rural part of
[00:36:50] southeastern Siberia not far from
[00:36:52] Lake Baikal
[00:36:53] that lake's crazy
[00:36:56] there's some fucking shit about that
[00:36:58] it's one of the deepest natural lakes
[00:37:00] in the world I believe
[00:37:01] I could be fucking wrong
[00:37:02] see this is what I'm talking about
[00:37:05] that's why I got this boy
[00:37:06] but there's some fucking weird water monsters
[00:37:09] in there
[00:37:09] there were like these 20 Soviet badass soldiers
[00:37:14] doing like
[00:37:15] I guess like buds or something
[00:37:17] a lot of underwater work
[00:37:19] getting their certifications
[00:37:21] right
[00:37:23] and evidently some of them got like
[00:37:25] camera photos of this shit
[00:37:27] they got eaten or something
[00:37:29] oh no shit
[00:37:30] blown out of the water all kinds of weird shit
[00:37:33] fucking Russians are weird they're fucking
[00:37:36] they're lures crazy dude
[00:37:38] that's kinda cool though
[00:37:39] it's really fucked up
[00:37:41] it's probably a giant sturgeon
[00:37:44] we want
[00:37:45] we want caviar
[00:37:47] give me caviar
[00:37:49] so anyway
[00:37:50] after this cat
[00:37:53] my man Kolbakov
[00:37:55] he
[00:37:56] he discovers this massive
[00:37:59] extremely bizarre crater located in a rural
[00:38:01] part of southeastern Siberia
[00:38:02] not far from Lake Baikal
[00:38:05] this rock formation has become
[00:38:07] to be known as Potomsky Crater
[00:38:09] and even though it's massive and completely
[00:38:11] unique to the area
[00:38:12] geologists and other scientists
[00:38:14] have no idea how it got there
[00:38:16] so the crater basically is a very large mound
[00:38:18] made up of shattered limestone
[00:38:20] blocks blah blah blah
[00:38:22] sits on the slopes of Russia's Potom highlands
[00:38:25] and it's like within the nation's
[00:38:28] Irkutsk region
[00:38:30] Irkutsk region
[00:38:33] so
[00:38:34] wait
[00:38:36] Tarkovsky
[00:38:37] everybody knows that's where that fucking
[00:38:40] Irkutsk
[00:38:41] either way
[00:38:42] and it's based the crater's diameter is
[00:38:46] about like 520 feet
[00:38:48] and
[00:38:50] it's offshoots
[00:38:52] are more than 40 feet
[00:38:53] 12 meters high
[00:38:54] so in the center of the crater is a cone
[00:38:57] with a ring shaped crown
[00:38:59] that's a trip, yeah
[00:39:01] so it's got like the crater
[00:39:03] actually has a center cone
[00:39:05] with a ring shaped crown
[00:39:07] and the height of that smaller
[00:39:09] mound is nearly just as tall
[00:39:10] as the crater's outside walls
[00:39:13] so the entire thing is absolutely
[00:39:15] massive with its
[00:39:16] inside volume estimated to be well over
[00:39:18] 8 million cubic feet which is ridiculous
[00:39:21] 220,000,
[00:39:24] 534 cubic meters
[00:39:25] so
[00:39:26] and it's weight tabbed at approximately 1 million
[00:39:29] tons so what weighs more
[00:39:31] that or a ton of feathers
[00:39:33] they're both ways
[00:39:34] no that does that's I said a ton of feathers
[00:39:37] not 1 million ton
[00:39:38] oh one more
[00:39:40] you wouldn't even listen to a walk along
[00:39:42] Simon says grab your foot
[00:39:45] grab your arm
[00:39:47] I was thinking about my tip
[00:39:49] what am I going to do with that later
[00:39:52] what are we going to do about this tip
[00:39:55] boy get yourself a flesh light
[00:39:59] alright so
[00:40:02] I mean I digress
[00:40:04] I dug around the flesh light
[00:40:07] so I mean the size
[00:40:10] it's enormous
[00:40:11] it's fucking big
[00:40:15] despite being so big
[00:40:16] and so I believe
[00:40:17] why do we have to put it like 8 million cubic feet
[00:40:19] can't they just do like fucking miles
[00:40:21] there's going to be multiple people
[00:40:23] isn't that in like a couple miles
[00:40:24] the way that it is
[00:40:27] it's not in a straight line
[00:40:29] you could just say it's square
[00:40:31] it's not a straight line
[00:40:32] well I know
[00:40:33] it's so many miles or a mile and a half
[00:40:36] across
[00:40:36] it can go around the equator twice like a bike path
[00:40:41] so
[00:40:41] what the fuck
[00:40:44] why does that sound so familiar to me
[00:40:46] I don't know
[00:40:49] did you just have deja vu
[00:40:52] sweet
[00:40:54] I was
[00:40:55] did we talk about something that the concrete used
[00:40:57] to go around the fucking world
[00:40:59] keep thinking Michael
[00:41:01] the Hoover Dam
[00:41:03] oh yeah
[00:41:05] that's why I said it
[00:41:07] motherfucker
[00:41:08] I was just in Vegas last week
[00:41:11] I got to see the Hoover Dam
[00:41:12] dam dam dam
[00:41:14] some bad ass dam
[00:41:15] these boys ain't got no brain cells left
[00:41:18] boy got no brain
[00:41:21] alright crush it
[00:41:23] alright so
[00:41:26] obviously
[00:41:28] it's huge
[00:41:29] so
[00:41:33] despite being so big
[00:41:34] and so unbelievably out of place
[00:41:36] relative to the rest of its surroundings
[00:41:38] nobody knows how it got there
[00:41:40] or from where it came from
[00:41:42] you know there's theories of course
[00:41:44] but they're not even
[00:41:45] like the number one leading thing
[00:41:49] is like that
[00:41:50] it was a meteorite that landed on earth
[00:41:52] in a flourish
[00:41:54] but others I mean
[00:41:56] there's claims that it's right near Tunguska
[00:41:58] well there's claims that
[00:42:00] it was from a volcanic activity
[00:42:02] like some
[00:42:04] like a slingshot flinging out
[00:42:06] this giant round ball
[00:42:08] that was hot and then as it's going through
[00:42:10] the air it's gonna get round
[00:42:12] you got the pictures right of the video
[00:42:17] yeah I got the pictures
[00:42:18] I got the pictures of it what's inside the egg
[00:42:21] I know it's what
[00:42:22] how come this isn't even talking about that
[00:42:25] well I think that's what it's saying
[00:42:27] because them fucking mounds
[00:42:29] with these little balls in it
[00:42:30] they say that these things
[00:42:33] people have witnessed the balls
[00:42:35] come flying out there
[00:42:36] and hit meteors and shit
[00:42:39] oh yeah
[00:42:40] yeah like them crazy cyberians
[00:42:43] well let me see if I can't finish this
[00:42:46] okay finish it
[00:42:48] so
[00:42:49] I don't even know where we are
[00:42:50] there's theories of course that
[00:42:56] well
[00:42:57] there's people say that it came from
[00:43:00] volcanic activity
[00:43:02] or caused by a deep pocket
[00:43:04] of unusual natural gas flow
[00:43:06] but the most vocal theorists believe that
[00:43:08] Potoski
[00:43:10] crater
[00:43:10] is an offshoot fragment from the same meteorite
[00:43:14] that landed in nearby Tunguska
[00:43:16] in the early 20th century
[00:43:18] but if that were the case the crater's
[00:43:20] determined age wouldn't match up
[00:43:22] science has found it to be about
[00:43:24] 300 years old and not
[00:43:26] roughly 40 like Tunguska at the time
[00:43:29] that
[00:43:30] Potoski was discovered
[00:43:32] so regardless whatever
[00:43:33] event caused the
[00:43:36] Potoski crater is completely
[00:43:38] unknown to this day
[00:43:40] still but scientists
[00:43:42] continue to observe it to see if they can learn
[00:43:44] more about it but so far
[00:43:46] no dice
[00:43:48] no shirt, no shoes, no
[00:43:50] no dice
[00:43:51] the disappearance
[00:43:53] of flight 1945
[00:43:56] so you're strapped into this fucking torpedo
[00:43:58] bomber
[00:44:00] things rattling and making all kinds
[00:44:03] of those things must have been scary to fly
[00:44:05] like being on a bowing
[00:44:07] today
[00:44:08] doors flying off all kinds of shit
[00:44:10] happening
[00:44:12] so December 5th
[00:44:14] like 45
[00:44:16] yeah you get stranded in fucking
[00:44:18] I was just thinking because SpaceX just threw
[00:44:20] some billionaires up into space
[00:44:22] like yesterday
[00:44:24] I'm like dude I wonder how much that is
[00:44:26] cause I want to go fucking into space
[00:44:29] it's gotta be a million
[00:44:30] it's gotta be a couple million
[00:44:31] get your reserve receipt for that shit
[00:44:35] I gotta get a couple million dollars
[00:44:36] hey if you guys want
[00:44:38] you can fucking
[00:44:40] send me money so I can go into space
[00:44:43] yeah
[00:44:43] me and fucking Joker
[00:44:46] live podcast
[00:44:48] you would know exactly
[00:44:51] what it was like to be
[00:44:52] in outer space
[00:44:54] from listening to our podcast
[00:44:56] it would be fucking awesome
[00:44:58] do you think they'd let us take a vape
[00:45:00] we have smell-o-vision
[00:45:03] so like
[00:45:04] we have smell-o-vision
[00:45:07] but seriously so don't go bowing
[00:45:09] cause they'll fucking strand you up there
[00:45:11] and you might get back in that fucking ear or two
[00:45:14] so
[00:45:15] on December 5th, 1945
[00:45:18] five
[00:45:19] Avenger torpedo bombers everybody knows where we're going
[00:45:21] with this one
[00:45:22] of the United States Navy
[00:45:24] known as Flight 19 on a mission just off the coast
[00:45:27] of Florida completely disappeared
[00:45:29] and were never heard of again
[00:45:31] the five bombers have been sent out
[00:45:33] on a training flight from Naval Air Station
[00:45:35] Fort Lauderdale in South Florida
[00:45:37] at some point in the flight
[00:45:39] the main navigator in the first plane
[00:45:42] became disorientated
[00:45:44] fuck that word up
[00:45:46] as to where the group was going
[00:45:47] and they lost track of their direction
[00:45:50] heading back to the mainland
[00:45:52] just look for fucking lights
[00:45:55] at that point you don't even have islands off the
[00:45:58] come on man look for the lights
[00:46:00] where's the lights
[00:46:01] there have been many theories about what happened
[00:46:04] to Flight 19 some say the tricky situation
[00:46:06] in the Bermuda Triangle
[00:46:08] was the thing that caused those planes to disappear
[00:46:12] others say or it could be like the lighthouse
[00:46:14] maybe they just wanted to start a new life
[00:46:16] all of them together unified
[00:46:19] they almost fly together
[00:46:20] all but buddies
[00:46:21] we don't need women man we'll just like put down
[00:46:24] in some tropical pilot
[00:46:26] how many other fighter pilots are there in the world besides
[00:46:28] those four guys
[00:46:29] and maybe a handful others
[00:46:32] so these had like so there's like 10 dudes
[00:46:34] 13 they say 13
[00:46:36] but if there's two dudes
[00:46:37] you know those bombers had like two dudes
[00:46:40] and a meagre
[00:46:41] well regardless so many theories
[00:46:44] some say
[00:46:45] Bermuda Triangle was the cause
[00:46:48] others say they were attacked
[00:46:49] and swooped up by aliens or
[00:46:52] other even more fanciful and frankly ridiculous theories
[00:46:54] but we know that they were
[00:46:56] in contact for a while
[00:46:57] and radio went out it was very strange
[00:47:00] typical triangle shit
[00:47:02] the most common and sensible
[00:47:04] prevailing theory is that the flight leader
[00:47:06] Lieutenant Charles C. Taylor
[00:47:07] struggled to navigate after his compass
[00:47:10] stopped working
[00:47:12] then he you know
[00:47:14] that's bullshit because if you have
[00:47:16] clear skies you follow the stars
[00:47:17] I think they even they treat they train
[00:47:20] those fuckers to look at the fucking stars
[00:47:21] right
[00:47:23] then he must he must have mistakenly
[00:47:25] thought a series of small offshore islands east
[00:47:28] of land was the Florida
[00:47:29] Keys to the south
[00:47:31] but those go way to the west
[00:47:33] they don't go
[00:47:35] into the fucking Atlantic
[00:47:38] so he continued heading out
[00:47:40] over the open sea away from land
[00:47:43] no
[00:47:44] no
[00:47:46] why would you do that
[00:47:48] fucking stupid
[00:47:50] so the PBM
[00:47:52] search aircraft
[00:47:56] the Navy officially believes it was
[00:47:58] lost in the explosion and what is this now
[00:48:01] it was lost in an explosion
[00:48:03] searching
[00:48:04] well that's interesting then it got blown up
[00:48:08] of course the strange thing
[00:48:09] about all this is no parts of the plane wreckage
[00:48:12] or anything else was ever found
[00:48:13] because they did have flotation devices
[00:48:15] they're in the freaking Navy for God's sake
[00:48:18] yeah
[00:48:19] nothing washed ashore no wreckage
[00:48:21] or remains were ever
[00:48:23] recovered
[00:48:24] and nobody has any idea
[00:48:26] where or even if the planes
[00:48:29] and the men who died inside them
[00:48:31] are somewhere at the bottom of the ocean
[00:48:34] yeah so
[00:48:36] still remains a mystery we'll find them one day
[00:48:39] some treasure hunters will find them
[00:48:41] or maybe they got the butt stuff
[00:48:44] from the green lands
[00:48:45] they got the buzz though
[00:48:48] ladies and gentlemen
[00:48:50] number three
[00:48:53] so the max headroom broadcast signal
[00:48:55] intrusion
[00:48:56] of 1987
[00:48:58] so
[00:49:00] on the night of November 22nd
[00:49:02] 1987
[00:49:03] television viewers in Chicago
[00:49:05] Illinois were treated to a
[00:49:07] quite a spectacle
[00:49:09] an unknown person hijacked
[00:49:11] two different broadcast signals in the majority
[00:49:13] and the major midwestern city
[00:49:16] and
[00:49:17] their identity
[00:49:19] has never been discovered
[00:49:21] first came the short hijacking
[00:49:23] of a major network
[00:49:24] it was the 9 o'clock pm
[00:49:28] newscast
[00:49:28] hour for WGN TV
[00:49:31] so the station was in the middle
[00:49:33] of a sports segment when suddenly
[00:49:34] a person wearing a max headroom
[00:49:36] mask and swaying
[00:49:38] erratically in front of a metal
[00:49:41] panel appeared on a screen
[00:49:43] there was a loud buzzing sound
[00:49:45] that accompanied the video hijacking
[00:49:47] the interruption lasted only
[00:49:49] 17 seconds though
[00:49:50] as WGN
[00:49:52] had engineers
[00:49:54] actually working that night
[00:49:55] and those staffers were able to regain control
[00:49:58] of their channel
[00:49:59] and get the screens pointed back to their newscast
[00:50:02] but two hours later
[00:50:04] the second and much larger
[00:50:06] intrusion occurred
[00:50:07] it happened on a PBS affiliate WTTW
[00:50:11] during a broadcast
[00:50:12] of a Doctor Who episode
[00:50:13] called Horror of Fang Rock
[00:50:16] PBS didn't have any engineers
[00:50:18] on duty at that time
[00:50:19] as they were simply running
[00:50:21] scan shows
[00:50:23] so the signal
[00:50:25] takeover was more sustained
[00:50:27] lasting for more than 90 seconds
[00:50:29] in total when the max headroom
[00:50:31] mask first appeared on the screen
[00:50:33] he made bizarre references
[00:50:35] to things like New Coke
[00:50:37] the cartoon TV clutch
[00:50:39] cargo a local Chicago
[00:50:41] area sportscaster and other
[00:50:43] random topics then a woman's
[00:50:45] hand spanked the masked figures
[00:50:47] bare butt with a fly swatter
[00:50:49] while he yelled
[00:50:50] they're coming to get me
[00:50:51] the hijackers then ended the pirate
[00:50:54] in transmission on their own
[00:50:56] and disappeared away into the night
[00:50:59] whoever's behind the max headroom stunt
[00:51:00] has never been found
[00:51:01] the federal communications commission
[00:51:03] the FCC
[00:51:06] looked into the stunt
[00:51:07] but they were unable to figure out
[00:51:10] who might have done it or what their motives were
[00:51:13] now nearly 40 years on
[00:51:14] it's unlikely we will ever know
[00:51:16] who was behind the shocking
[00:51:18] and exceedingly random hacking
[00:51:20] even if it wasn't harmless prank
[00:51:22] the FCC and major television networks
[00:51:24] were rightly concerned
[00:51:26] and that the other hackers
[00:51:28] could use mass broadcasting
[00:51:30] like that for nefarious purposes
[00:51:34] and then social media came out
[00:51:36] and now well here we are
[00:51:38] yeah there you go
[00:51:39] that's actually pretty cool
[00:51:41] that is funny at the end that's great
[00:51:42] it probably took a lot of power to overtake that
[00:51:44] oh yeah
[00:51:46] you're just talking signals
[00:51:49] what was the one show
[00:51:51] with Christian Slater
[00:51:55] Horney Harry
[00:51:56] nah Horney I don't think that's a Horney
[00:51:59] what was his name?
[00:52:00] no it was uh
[00:52:01] he played a pirate
[00:52:08] radio guy
[00:52:10] and uh
[00:52:11] it was triple H
[00:52:13] Hap and Harry Hard on
[00:52:14] and he was in high school and he was like
[00:52:16] broadcasting from his Jeep
[00:52:18] from like a Jeep in the hills
[00:52:20] was that the two heathers?
[00:52:21] is that what it was?
[00:52:23] I think it was
[00:52:24] he blows himself up in the end
[00:52:26] and a hot women writer
[00:52:29] lights his cigarette off his explosion
[00:52:31] yeah man
[00:52:34] well she used to be hot
[00:52:36] so the lost colony of Greenland
[00:52:38] 1400s
[00:52:40] the north settled Greenland
[00:52:43] in about the 10th century
[00:52:44] or sometime earlier
[00:52:45] we don't fucking know anything
[00:52:47] we're just guessing
[00:52:48] for the next 500-ish years
[00:52:51] they kept an active colony
[00:52:53] on the unforgiving terrain
[00:52:55] but then in the very late 15th century
[00:52:57] that colony completely disappeared
[00:53:00] all the people in it
[00:53:02] left and left
[00:53:03] they all went to the Americas probably
[00:53:07] Nova Scotia and such
[00:53:09] behind a good deal of their supplies
[00:53:11] and other things as though they just
[00:53:14] it's like crow with toatin
[00:53:15] yeah crow toatin
[00:53:17] vanished into thin air
[00:53:18] now well over 500 years after the colonies
[00:53:21] complete loss
[00:53:23] AC off
[00:53:26] historians and archeologists
[00:53:28] are still at a standstill
[00:53:30] over why it happened
[00:53:32] and what became of the people
[00:53:34] who lived there
[00:53:34] there are many competing theories
[00:53:37] as to why the lost colony
[00:53:39] of Greenland became well lost
[00:53:41] some believe environmental changes
[00:53:43] made like oh come on
[00:53:45] it was fucking hot back there too
[00:53:52] Cal gone take me away
[00:53:54] I know it's like you guys got a
[00:53:56] soccer fucking match to watch
[00:53:57] watch the footballs
[00:54:00] so yeah like these fuckers
[00:54:02] disappeared yeah it is
[00:54:04] it's alright
[00:54:06] we got one more that's it
[00:54:08] so yeah
[00:54:10] they disappeared man
[00:54:11] the most bizarre part
[00:54:16] people seem to have left
[00:54:17] the colony in very orderly
[00:54:19] measured fashion
[00:54:20] maybe their fellow vikings
[00:54:23] came the king of the vikings is like
[00:54:24] listen fuck nuts
[00:54:26] let's go this is you're not
[00:54:28] contributing to the way of life
[00:54:30] of the vikings
[00:54:31] you got to get out there
[00:54:32] and quit sitting around trying to call
[00:54:34] a nice shit
[00:54:35] you're not fucking pioneers we need land
[00:54:37] booty and pittay
[00:54:39] the harry triangle rules
[00:54:41] here you go the dancing
[00:54:44] fucking plague you get the best one
[00:54:46] ladies and gentlemen
[00:54:47] the dancing plague
[00:54:50] circa 1518
[00:54:52] so in july 1518
[00:54:54] a woman named frau trofia
[00:54:56] reportedly began dancing on control b
[00:54:58] in the city of strazburg
[00:55:01] aliceis
[00:55:01] and what is now modern day friends
[00:55:04] she took to the streets and for days on
[00:55:06] end never stopped dancing
[00:55:08] there was no apparent motive behind her
[00:55:10] dancing at least that nobody knew of
[00:55:13] so
[00:55:14] before too long other people started joining
[00:55:16] her in the streets doing their dances too
[00:55:18] in total the dancing situation
[00:55:21] ended up turning into a very notable
[00:55:23] and very strange event
[00:55:24] of mass hysteria
[00:55:28] part in me
[00:55:31] so
[00:55:33] based on records documenting
[00:55:35] the situation historians told
[00:55:37] estimate today's estimate
[00:55:38] that their today
[00:55:40] estimate that anywhere between
[00:55:43] 50 and 400 people took part
[00:55:45] in the dancing plague and it lasted
[00:55:47] for weeks on end
[00:55:48] there is obviously plenty of confusion regarding
[00:55:51] why this plague quote unquote
[00:55:53] occurred and why frau trofia
[00:55:55] ever was compelled to dance in such a way
[00:55:57] for so long the most common theory
[00:55:59] is that it was a manifestation
[00:56:01] of some sort of stress induced mass hysteria
[00:56:04] so
[00:56:05] other competing theories include like the
[00:56:07] population suffering from ergotism
[00:56:09] caused by fungi
[00:56:11] present in the ride they
[00:56:13] yeah well they farmed the ride
[00:56:15] we talked about this before and used for sustenance
[00:56:17] yeah like that medieval town that was
[00:56:19] fucking hallucinating for weeks
[00:56:21] damn motherfucker's chipping me
[00:56:23] babies were hallucinating
[00:56:24] fucking old men were hallucinating
[00:56:26] I wonder what was going on there
[00:56:28] it's probably like
[00:56:29] yeah San Francisco
[00:56:32] some fucking dudes beating off
[00:56:34] yeah for sure people
[00:56:36] sitting in the fucking fountain
[00:56:38] pointing weird shit
[00:56:40] so like some even question whether
[00:56:42] there was a religious explanation for all the dancing
[00:56:44] but in the end some historians
[00:56:46] have even found documents claiming that dozens
[00:56:48] or even hundreds of people
[00:56:50] may have died from exhaustion
[00:56:52] after weeks of endless dancing
[00:56:54] whatever the case
[00:56:56] the dancing plague of 1518
[00:56:58] remains one of the strangest human
[00:57:00] centered phenomena ever recorded
[00:57:02] well it was almost certainly some form
[00:57:04] of mass hysteria or mass psychosis
[00:57:07] and not like aliens forcing them
[00:57:09] to dance the exact causes
[00:57:11] and reasons behind this plague
[00:57:13] and its beginnings will
[00:57:15] likely never be known
[00:57:17] mathan phenomenon
[00:57:19] hey man
[00:57:20] you got crystal
[00:57:22] that's what happened
[00:57:23] give me some of that Jim
[00:57:25] so
[00:57:27] we would stay with you guys longer but we're gonna be
[00:57:30] we don't like you by
[00:57:32] we love you
[00:57:33] yes exactly
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[00:57:52] own music
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[00:57:56] here comes
[00:57:58] what
[00:58:02] bitch you a cunt
[00:58:04] bitch you a cunt
[00:58:07] fuchika festa
[00:58:08] bitch you a fart